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Sunday, April 30, 2006

not for aged 21 and below

It's not very often that you are one of the oldest when you go clubbing. When I mean old, i mean the age gap is like 6-7 years?? These kids need more training when it comes to alcohol consumption. Basically there are certain rules I adhere to when it comes to drinking and clubbing. Read it all here


Tsk tsk tsk. Check out the guy in white. Dude's got his hands all over the girl(with specs) the whole night. And he just got to know her. 'Enuff said.
Poorly taken pic. Think she shouting vulgarities at me or something.
Che still wide awake. Can sms somemore. Good o' Cynthia(oldest among us) taking care of poor angie.
Yes. Thats Gary's hand if you must know.

Angie:"What's the drink that I drink liao I will get high right away"
Me:"Graveyard."
Angie and frenz:"Huh isit?? OK loh. Order loh"
And the rest, as we know it, is history...

On the otherhand, the music was simply awesome last night as well. Paul Johnson is way too coooooooooooooooooooooool. That guy's got the groove I tell you. But then again, I still prefer my GOD.

2 consecutive days of drinking has rendered me to a zombie at work.

Love comes again
Just when I broken down I found
Love can come again
You gotta believe that
Love comes again

Thursday, April 27, 2006

something new

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!! I will get to vote!!!! Hall JCRC elections and School Comm elections are nothing compared to this man. OK fine. It's likecomparing chicken liver with fois gras.

Why I am excited? DUnno. Probably cuz got public holiday.

Do I care about the future of sg? Erm. No comment.

Notice how the contested places are all the North and East side and none for the West side?
Hur hur hur. Why huh??

Monday, April 24, 2006

gheylord

Sg's very own brokeback mountain right here.'nuff said

Could’ve Been Lyrics - Tiffany

The flowers you gave me
are just about to die
when I think about
what could’ve been
it makes me want to cry

The sweet words you whispered
didn’t mean a thing
I guess our song is over
as we begin to sing

Chorus:
Could’ve been so beautiful
could’ve been so right
could’ve been my lover
every day of my life
could’ve been so beautiful
could’ve been so right
I’ll never hold what could’ve been
on a cold and lonely night

The memorys of our lovin’
still linger in the air
like the faded scent of your roses
they stay with me everywhere

Everytime I get my hopes up
they always seem to fall
still what could’ve been is better than
what could neveRepeat chor be at all

Repeat chorus

How could I hold what could’ve been
on a cold and lonely night?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

funny shit

This guy is hell of a funny asshole. IMO, rockson of our age.
Check him out here:
Don't pray pray

Friday, April 21, 2006

random thoughts

Thanx to the ppl who smsed and msned and called me. I'm getting better. Only can get out of bed on wed.

Coincidentally, today's hitler's birthday. Right, before you can say sieg heil, today also marks the death anniversary of a friend. He was involved in an accident just outside of NTU, his bike collided with a taxi. To all my biker pals, ride safely. OK not very convincing since it was from me. Damn lucky there was no vehicle behind me last thurs, else there won't be this post and you ppl will probably be eating curry chicken and bee hoon now. To quote it from Andrew, my 'annual'event has happened once again. Every year I will buang once, TMD.

Aside from the depressing tone, here's somthing for the guys studying for exams. SOmething to perk you guys up. Enjoy.

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I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow,
I watched the stars crashed into the sea.
If I could ask god just one question,
Why aren't you here with me tonite?

Monday, April 17, 2006

pain

TIESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


For those who showed concern, I'm fine.... thank you...
For those that helped me, thank you once again.... I'm alive..but legs can't kick now, arms can't move now...

Friday, April 07, 2006

prelude

watch this. A prelude to next friday.

What's the cure for the guy suffering from post-the-hair-cut-too-fucking-short-and-now-i-look-like-a-fucking-retard illness?

Thursday, April 06, 2006

anagrams

If you read Dan Brown's books, you would know what anagrams are.
If not, allow me to explain. Anagrams are basically words or phrases formed by reordering the letters of another word.


Conversation -- Voices rant on

Dormitory -- Dirty room

The Morse Code -- Here come dots

Slot machines -- Cash lost in 'em

Snooze alams -- Alas! No more Zs

A decimal point -- I'm a dot in place

Astonomer -- Moon starer

Eleven plus two -- Twelve plus one

Mother-in-law -- Woman Hilter

Debit card - Bad credit

Ahhhhhh......... the things I do when I'm fucking bored.

Facts about life

Brought to you by the crap man:

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. Ifyou have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You shouldonly be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid insideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"


Crappy? What else could you expect from me when all I do whole day in office is to tear A4-sized papers into 8 equal parts. 1000 more sheets to go!!! W00t!

Me: Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it.
Keave: Wrong! Take your own life seriously, take others(women) lives lightly.
Me: .........

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

stucked

Stuck at level 34!!!! PCB!!!!
This thing kills more brain cells than ciggies.
AArrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

wicked

Practically tearing my hair out on this wicked little game in office today.
IF you think studying kills brain cells, check this out. Created by a Singaporean somemore.
1 whole day slack in office and playing till level 33.



The Wicked Game