The Downward Spiral

27

2008-05-31T19:46:00.001+08:00

I'm holdin' on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground.
And I'm hearin' what you say,
But I just can't make a sound.
You tell me that you need me,
Then you go and cut me down...
But wait...
You tell me that you're sorry,
Didn't think I'd turn around...
And say...

That it's too late to apologize.
It's too late...
I said it's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
Yeah!

I'd take another chance,
Take a fall, take a shot for you.
I need you like a heart needs a beat,
But it's nothin' new.
I loved you with a fire red,
Now it's turnin' blue...
And you say...
Sorry, like an angel
Heaven let me think was you...
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
I said it's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
Whoa!

It's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
I said it's too late to apologize.
It's too late.

It's too late to apologize. YEAH!
I said it's too late to apologize. YEAH!
I'm holdin' on your rope,
got me ten feet off the ground.

Apologize - Onerepublic

Song of the month for April

2008-04-07T10:45:00.001+08:00

We are young
heartache to heartache we stand
No promises no demands
but love is a battlefield.

We are strong
no-one can tell us we're wrong

Searching our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
love is a battlefield.

You're begging me to go
then making me stay -
Why do you hurt me so bad?

It would help me to know
do I stand in your way
Or am I the best thing you've had?

Believe me
believe me
I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love
and I'm chained to your side.

We are young
heartache to heartache we stand
. . .

When I'm losing control
will you turn me away or touch me deep inside'
And when all this gets old
will it still feel the same?

There's no way this will die
But if we get much closer
I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders you'll need me to hold.

We are young
heartache to heartache we stand
. ..

Love is a battlefield - Pat Benetar

Salesperson must listen to music

2008-03-27T17:51:00.001+08:00

Song of the Month:

You have eyes that
Lead me on
And a body that
Shows me death
Your lips look like they were made
For something else but
They just suck my breath
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence
I want you wanting me
I want what I see in your eyes
So give me something to be scared of
Don't give me something to satisfy
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence
I want your pain
To taste why you're ashamed
And I know you're not just what you say to me
And I'm not the only moment you're made of
You're so sudden and sweet
All legs, knuckle, knees
Head's blown clean off
Your mouth's paid off
Fuck me 'til we know it's unsafe
And we'll paint
Over the evidence

Evidence - Marilyn Manson

Rounding up 2007

2007-12-31T16:16:00.000+08:00

To summarize, in 2007, I
i)graduated (like finally!)
ii)officially a public transport taker (bikeless and saving up for a car!!)
iii)got a full-time job (no more bumming around!!!)

So.... here to the new year resolutions:
i) quit smoking (for the past 6534654 years)
ii) earn 60k (1st work year)
iii) buy a car (less than 1.6l can liao...for transport purposes nia)

Hopes for yr 2008:
i) USD to wake up (WAKE UP!!!)
ii) tio chinese new yr toto (1st prize only i win)
iii) major computer brands like Lenovo, HP, and Dell to go bankrupt (then Fujitsu take over the world)

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJAJA
till then....happy new year everyone and may you all get high tonite!!!!
Party like it's 1999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe in you and me
I'm coming to find you
If it takes me all night
Wrong until you make it right
And I won't forget you
At least I'll try
And run, and run tonight

Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright

I wasn't shopping for a doll
To say the least, I thought I've seen them all
But then you took me by surprise
I'm dreaming bout those dreamy eyes
I never knew, I never knew
So take your suitcase, cause I don't mind
And baby doll, I meant it every time
You don't need to compromise
I'm dreaming bout those dreamy eyes
I never knew, I never knew
But it's alright...

Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright - The Killers

a new beginning

2007-08-08T02:51:00.002+08:00

Something special is coming up in the next 146 days.
Watch this space.

system of a down

2007-07-27T01:03:00.000+08:00

I'm a fucking let down.
I'm such a useless child.
I'm always the cause of the problems.
I never thought this kind of things would happen to me but it did.
It's always my fault.
Why can't things be like when we were young?
Simply not in tune for my convocation (the single most glorious day of my life) later.

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now
Here he comes

He doesnt look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined
When you were young

Can we climb this mountain
I dont know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now
Watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane
That started turning
When you were young
When you were young

And sometimes you close your eyes
And see the place where you used to live
When you were young

They say the devil's water
It ain't so sweet
You dont have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now
Here he comes

He doesnt look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined
When you were young
(talks like a gentleman)
(like you imagined)
When you were young

I said he doesnt look a thing like Jesus
He doesnt look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know

When you were young - The Killers

courage???

2007-07-13T11:27:00.001+08:00

seriously mentally unstable...........
Friday the 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to down the alcohol and move your body tonite!!!!!
see you mofos at liquid gold and MOS.

Honestly what will become of me
don't like reality
It's way too clear to me
But really life is daily
We are what we don't see
Missed everything daydreaming

[Chorus:]
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?

Traveling I only stop at exits
Wondering if I'll stay
Young and restless
Living this way I stress less
I want to pull away when the dream dies
The pain sets it and I don't cry
I only feel gravity and I wonder why

Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?

Well the dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Dogs were whistling a new tune
Barking at the new moon
Hoping it would come soon so that they could
Die die die die die

Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to end?
come to an end come to an
Why do all good things come to an end?

Well the dogs were barking at a new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon
And the sun was wondering if it should stay away for a day 'til the feeling went away
And the sky was falling on the clouds were dropping and
the rain forgot how to bring salvation
the dogs were barking at the new moon
Whistling a new tune
Hoping it would come soon so that they could die.

Nelly furtado - All good things (come to an end)

what i've done

2007-07-12T06:52:00.000+08:00

In this farewell
There’s no blood
There’s no Alibi
‘Cause I’ve Drawn Regret
From the truth
Of a Thousand Lies

[Pre-Chorus:]
So let Mercy Come
And Wash Away
What I’ve Done

[Chorus:]
I'll face myself
To Cross out what I’ve Become
Erase Myself
And let Go of What I’ve done

Put to rest
What you Thought of Me
While I clean this Slate
With the Hands of Uncertainty

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]

For What I’ve Done
I start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I’m Forgiving What I’ve Done!!!

[Chorus]

What I’ve Done
Forgiving What I’ve Done

What i've done - linkin park

Story of my life so far after graduation.
Read between the lines and have faith.

p.s. does my future really lies overseas???

1st prize

2007-02-08T00:43:00.000+08:00

!st time win 1st prize in any lucky draw in my life!!!!!!!!!!
W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brand new 30 gig iPOD Video black colour for sale!!!
Any takers???

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Steve walks warily down the street,
with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
machine guns ready to go

Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust

Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along,
without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
and kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
repeating the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust - Queen

Spread the love

2007-01-29T14:20:00.000+08:00

Spread the love ppl. Tell everyone to come down.
Tell your ah gong, ah ma, ah pa , ah ma, ah kor, ah di, ah jie, ah mei, ah gao, ah meow, ah beng, ah seng, ah huay, ah lian to all come down.

And no, I'm not the one who drew the pics and my name is not Teo Hong Wei either.

suay kia in the house

2006-11-27T08:01:00.000+08:00

I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart

I wish I could carry your smile and my heart
For times when my life feels so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right

And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

All out of love - Air Supply

PFFT..............definitely not my time with the ridiculously difficult exam papers, the increment in the breakdown frequency of my bike and the untimely combustion of my motherboard.

It is indeed getting further down the spiral. pui.

GGG liao lah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i have more time?

2006-10-25T08:13:00.000+08:00

Less than 1 month from exams and i haven even started my revision. Buried under tons of assignments and the famous Final-Year-Pain aka Fuck-You-Project aka Final Year Project.

Stayed up the whole night cracking my brains over the gaming assignment has totally rendered me into and official walking zombie. And killing my brain cells with fags has left me gasping for fresh air. The nose's sort of block and I can feel the fever coming. I'm a total wreck at this point that it's not even funny.

Aside from all the grumbling, my better half has gotten the better of me to come up with all sorts of nonsence for you porn watchers out there. Here goes...

30 things you learn from porn:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiss noch nicht dass er tanzen muss

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola Sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

Amerika - Rammstein

Rock DJ

2006-10-05T15:22:00.000+08:00

DJ p0rn5tar in da' mix tonite!!!!!

Venue : NTU Hall of residence 9 reading room
Time: 10pm till late
No cover charge.
Drinking and smoking allowed.
Alcohol is being sold. No minors.
Naked ladies are most welcome.

Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if your not with the man

Can I kick it?
(Yes you can)
I got
(Funk)
You got
(Soul)
We got everybody
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body

Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness?
Every girl, every man
Houston, can you hear me?
Ground control, can you feel me?
Need permission to land

I don't wanna rock, DJ
But your making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keepin' me up all night
Singin' in the classes
Music for your masses
Give no head
No backstage passes
Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite
But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic
(Right)

You got no love, then you're with the wrong man
It's time to move your body
If you can't get a girl
But your best friend can
It's time to move your body
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby just tease me
Got no family planned
Houston, can you hear me?
Need permission to land

I don't wanna rock DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keeping me up all night
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos your keeping me up all night

Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

1 year

2006-10-03T23:55:00.000+08:00

Last wed at zouk was a blast.
Last thurs at MOS was another blast.
Last sat at boat quay was even more blast.
3 times in a week and my liver's exploding on the level of alchol comsumption.
It's has been a long time since i partied till dawn. If my memory served me well, the last time i partied till dawn was zouk-out 2004.

Anyways, this post is just to wish my blog happy 1st birthday. Time does flies. The things I experienced and learnt in this 1 year would take 23489723895723895723 years to summarise.

Due to the extreme heavy workload, I shall blog as often as I can and as time permits.

Once again. Happy birthday dear blog.

Hey, baby my nose is getting big
I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs
Now you say your trust's getting weaker
Probably coz my lies just started getting deeper
And the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson
And I really think you have to know the truth
Because I lied and I cheated and I lied a little more
But after I did it I don't know what I did it for
I admit that I have been a little immature
Fucking with your heart like I was the predator
In my book of lies I was the editor
And the authorI forged my signature
And now I apologise for what I did to you
Cos what you did to me I did to you

Nononono baby, nononono don't lie
Nononono, yeah you kno know know know you gotta try
What you gonna do when it all comes out
When I see you & what you're all about
Nonono baby, nononono don't lie
Yeah you kno you kno you kno you kno you know you gotta try

Don't lie - Black eye peas

There is no hope for me

2006-09-15T15:13:00.000+08:00

Problem statement:

"Jack owns a dog. Every dog owner is an animal lover. No animal lover kills an animal. Either Jack or Curiosity killed the cat, who is named Tuna. Did curiosity killed the cat?"

Somebody tell me what on earth am I studying?????

p.s. On the upside of down, there's a new Russell Peters video in town. Go get it!

Hey j-j-jaded, you got your mama's style
But you're yesterday's child to me
So jaded
You think that's where it's at
But is that where it's supposed to be
You're gettin' it all over me and serrated

My my baby blue
Yeah I been thinkin' about you
My my baby blue
Yeah you're so jaded
And I'm the one that jaded you

Hey j-j-jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love and hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded

My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin about you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
And baby I'm afraid of you

Your thinking's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hated
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded

Hey j-j-jaded
There ain't no baby please
When I'm shootin the breeze with her
When everything you see is a blur
And ectasy's what you prefer

My my baby blue
Yeah I'm talkin' about you
My my baby blue
Yeah I've been thinkin' about you

My my baby blue
Yeah you're so jaded
Baby Jaded
Baby You're so jaded
'Cause I'm the one that jaded you

Jaded - Aerosmith

Absinthe Induced

2006-09-14T00:49:00.000+08:00

Am I not a brudder anymore?
Is it cuz I shifted?
Is it cuz of something I've said?
Is it of cuz of the things I've done?
Why have things turned out this way?
The friendship that I really treasured.

What happened?

Give me my stilnox and let the tears flow.

anyone missed me?

2006-08-14T19:04:00.000+08:00

If you guys wanna have a eat/drink/la kopi/talk cock in hall, i'm just a msn/sms/call away..............

More of updates later on. From the foc2006 to my injury to national day to why I am missing in action to many many many others.........

In the meantime, I shall answer the following quesitons if it's posted to me. My own humble opinion of answering cuz' i'm in the same fucking scenario:

1) Why is it that i jus cant get you out like your other frens do? faced wif rejectionsss, 1st time in my life. senerio 1::"Are you free to meet today after work?" "no, i got to go home for dinner."senerio 2::called upteen times, no answers.... Finally answering late at nite "eh dun you haf to go home for dinner?" "Oh... i met my fren, going for dinner then a drink" wtf.

Ans: Even if I meet you, there's nothing left for me to say to you. You chose religion over me. Whatever i said will mean nothing. Even if we chatted about other stuff, there would be just monotonous reply. FUCK.

2) Wasnt HP designed for the convenience of contacting a person? Why carry one if you wouldnt answer it? ok..it was meant to avoid me.

Ans: I've gotten used to it. A sms took half a day to travel from my hp to the singtel satellite dish then to your hp and back. And yes, it's a norm these days that ppl simply do not ans calls.

3) Why am i so pathetic and stuck in this self pity concerning you?

Ans: Bigger FUCK. I can't ans this too.

4) The ease of you getting over everything... oh its you who wan a break up...

Ans: Oh yes. Of course. The fairer sex will always take this kind of stuff pretty much easier. Esp when they are the one who initiated it. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

5) Why do you still mean so much to me? I wanna say so badly "Fuck you bitch, enjoy ur social life, I wouldnt wan you back even u come crawling to me. I am happy screwing other gers now." but i didn't...cos i cannot..

Ans: Oh. I'm really happy screwing other girls. NOT.

6) for goodness sake, try honing your excuses and lies even though you had practised on me always.

Ans: JAJAJAJAJAJA. We get the same excuses/answers/whatevers each time don't we?
FUCK X infinity.

This is dedicated to all irresponsible ppl out there (friends of mine are not included) :

What's an heartache?

When you know that you dun mean a thing to the PERSON.When you know that the PERSON is giving real hopes to everyone except you.When you know that no matter how much u love the PERSON, she don't give a damn, or rather she dun give a fuck about you.

Kept asking myself why am i still clinging on to the tiny piece of hope that she will be back, kept answering myself that its because i love her. Well, so what?? so what if i love her?? i dun haf the right to blame her. Its my doing that leads to my situation now.

Havent been slping well for the past 2 wks. Havent been acting normal for the past 2 wks. My heart will become even harder than before, all thanks to you. I will get you out of my life.

Jus get out.

Hold on little girl
show me what he's done to you
Stand up little girl
A broken heart can't be that bad
when it's through, it's through
Fate will twist the both of you
So come on baby come on over
Let me be the one to show you

I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you

Build up your confidence
So you can be on top for once
Wake up who cares about
Little boys that talk too much
I seen it all go down
Your game of love was all rained out
So come on baby, come on over
Let me be the one to hold you
Why be alone when we can be together baby
You can make my life worthwile
and I can make you start to smile

To be with you - Mr. Big

A song that hit me hard while I was downing hoegaarden at Wala's with a babe of mine. Performed exceptionally well by the unXpected.
Thanx babe.

I've already lost faith in god. Because the devil can make people do so much more with so little.
Religious ladies. Stay away from me pls.

changes

2006-07-20T15:35:00.000+08:00

Since when it's so difficult to get people to come out on a wed night to party? Or even just to chill? Gone are the times whereby every wed there will be hordes of people going to club or just going out for a pint. Maybe it's me. On a wed night that I am suprising free, there's no one to go out with.

Lucky me, I have 7-11 and Cheers right at my door step. So there I was, on an early thursday morning, with a fag in hand and choosing my poison. Finally settled for barons, an admirable replacement for hoegaarden and kilkenny. Bored was an understatement of how I felt.

Been mixing around with jap stuff recently. So much so that I began searching for jap clips(variety shows, not porn lah, cb) on the net. Right here A surprising fact is that my chado sinseh actually knows who is hard gay! w00t! Do not underestimate the knowledge of an obasan eh? But her drinking powers sucks! JAJAJAJA!!! As ah mian says, lao gor jia neng cao!!!!!

In the meantime, the rest of you can suck on my IA grade:

Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane
But the memory remains
Heavy rings on fingers wave
Another star denies the grave
See the nowhere crowd, cry the nowhere tears of honor
Like twisted vines that grow
That hide and swallow mansions whole
And dim the light of an already faded prima donna

Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane...
Fortune, fame
Mirror vain
Gone insane...
But the memory remains

Heavy rings hold cigarettes
Up to lips that time forgets
While the Hollywood sun sets behind your back
And can't the band play on?
Just listen, they play my song
Ash to ash
Dust to dust
Fade to black

Memory Remains - Metallica

I CANNOT LAH!!!!!!

2006-07-20T00:19:00.000+08:00

FUCK LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same

'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain

We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain

But lovers always come and lovers always go
And no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away

If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine

So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain

Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone

I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

Sometimes I need some time...on my own
Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone

And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame

So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain

Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody

You're not the only one
You're not the only one

November Rain - Guns N' Roses

Read every single word.

Too many thoughts stored inside hp to be transported into here.
24 hours a day is definitely not enough. For now.

Appreciate it

2006-07-12T20:48:00.000+08:00

Nice beat box group.
LINK

Memories. They are nothing. Yet they mean everything.

You put yourself in stupid places
Yes I think you know it's true
Situations where it's easy to look down on you
I think you like to be the victim
I think you like to be in pain
I think you make yourself a victim almost every single day

You say they taught you to read and write
Yeah they taught you how to count
I say they tought you how to buy and sell your own body by the pound
I think you like to be their simple toy
I think you love to play the clown
I think you are blind to the fact that the hand you hold is the hand that holds you down

You do what you do
You say what you say
You try to be everything to everyone
You know all the right people
You play all the right games
You always try to be everything to everyone

Spin around and fall down
Do it again
You stumble and fall
Yeah why don't you ever learn
Spin around and fall down
Do it again
Come on now
Do that stupid dance for me

Everything to everyone - Everclear

I'm sorry too

2006-06-27T21:39:00.000+08:00

Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.

She said "Some days I feel like shit,
Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit,
"I don't understand why you have to always be gone,
I get along but the trips always feel so long,
And, I find myself trying to stay the phone,
'Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone,
But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call,
But when I pick up I don't have much to say,
So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,
That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',
Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,
Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

I want you to know it's a little fucked up,
That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',
Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,
For why you're not around, and feeling so useless,
It seems one thing has been true all along,
You don't really know what you've got 'til it's gone,
I guess I've had it with you and your career,
When you come back I won't be here and you can sing it...

Ouch. Oh so familar.
It's been a year since that promise. That's like 1 more year left on the promise. 365 days more and I'll be back on the rampage. In the meantime, keep it real.

On a long and lonesome highway east of Omaha
You can listen to the engines moaning out as one note song
You think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before

But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
When you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through

Here I am - on the road again
There I am - up on the stage
Here I go - playing star again
There I go - turn the page

So you walk into this restaurant strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you, as you're shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode

Yeah, most times you can't hear 'em talk, other times you can
All the same old clich's, "Is it woman? Is it man?"
And you always seem outnumbered, you don't dare make a stand
Make your stand

Oo-ooh, out there in the spotlight, you're a million miles away
Every ounce of energy you try to give away
As the sweat pours out your body like the music that you play, yeah

Later in the evening, you lie awake in bed
With the echoes of the amplifiers ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette, remembering what she said
What she said

Turn the page - Metallica/Bob Seger

Free your mind

2006-06-23T19:46:00.000+08:00

The architects/designers of Marina Square carpark are evil people indeed. Lim bei searched the whole bloody carpark for 30 mins before I finally found my ride. I thought suntec was worst, but the marina square wins hands down this time.

More evil are japanese people. No i'm not talking about WW2, but about chado instead. The japanese way of tea drinking. It is definitely not suited for round-assed people like me. With my gigantular butt resting on my heels, and with the seething pain on the knees, it's a huge ordeal to concentrate on tea making.

Aye, happy birthday to Emily ya. May you get drunk tonite.

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you
See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
I'll tear it apart

I will lie for you
I can steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all my love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you.

No.1 crush - Garbage

karmacoma

2006-06-20T20:21:00.000+08:00

I'm not good at giving lame jokes nor am I super proficient in english. As they say, a picture paints a thousand words. Shut up and enjoy.

As for THIS, you will know why the Japanese are not only famous for their AV, but for their creativity as well.

Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

Karma police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is
Making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us

Karma PoliceI've given all I can
It's not enough
I've given all I can
But we're still on the payroll

This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

Karma police - Radiohead

Starry eye surprise

2006-06-14T02:24:00.000+08:00

Don't play play hor....Do not underestimate the power of da4 han2 min2 zhu2
Ginseng powered turbo charge engines!!!!!
And where got 5 in a row all give ball one....france can suck my balls.
Samba soccer next!!!!

JOGA BONITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you

Menage a trois

2006-06-13T11:06:00.000+08:00

Australia : give ball
Czech Republic : give ball
Italy : give ball

hurhurhur so many balls to give. Give until lim bei MC today.ZZZ

You know.....somehow it feels kinda fuck up when your name don't appear on ppl's mind when the need arises, like say eg. an emergency, or a special occasion. You are not the 1st person that comes to mind and you are not the 1st person to call. And yet you still treat that someone very special. You would reply immediately, or call back immediately, or checking every possible cinema that is showing the bloody movie you have been dying to watch for very long, or keep disturbing everyone on your msn list for dinner places with exquisite ambience and great food, just to know that you won't get a chance to dine with that someone even though you are praying and hoping deep down inside it will happen.

If only YOU were the ONE.

ballsballsballsballsballs
youyouyouyouyouyouyou

yeah...balls to you eric

The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave can't stop
Ever wonder if it's all for you
The world I love
The trains I hop
To be part of
The wave can't stop
Come and tell me when it's time to

Wait a minute I'm passing out
Win or lose
Just like you
Far more shocking
Than anything I ever knew
How about you?
Ten more reasons why I need somebody new
Just like you
Far more shocking than anything I ever knew
Right on cue

Kick start the golden generator
Sweet talk, but don't intimidate her
Can't stop the gods from engineering
Feel no need for any interfering
Your image in the dictionary
This life is more than ordinary
Can I get two maybe even three of these
Comin' from space to teach you of the Pleiades
Can't stop the spirits when they need you
This life is more than just a read-through

Can't Stop - RCHP

It has begun

2006-06-09T20:40:00.000+08:00

More next time on the reason why i MIA-ed for so long, and the promised entry for Miss Lee.
But now, the more important(in fact most important) thing now is that..........

WORLD CUP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starts tonite!!!

p0rn5tar got scv liao.... p0rn5tar not going out liao.... gonna give up clubbing and pussies for 1 month....still got my alcohol fix though...what's a match without my fav hoegaarden anyway?

p.s. mark my words, holland and portugal final. JAJAJAJA

ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole

One Year Older

2006-05-24T00:06:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday To Me......finally a quarter of a century year old.....

A sign of turning old: More than half of the ppl in ur msn list in the groups ntu and hall9 have graduated or have just finished their last sem.......

As for my birthday wish...well..couple of them... firstly is i sincerely hope that all my friends will be happy and healthy( ok i know...cliche...but hey, I mean it.)

To everyone out there I know who is reading this msg, pls take note that I really do treasure you guys as friends, no matter where and how I got to know you. Cuz when you get older and when you die, the memories are the one that will stay with you. I'm really grateful for knowing you ppl in this life. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

p.s. thanx for presents guys.. appreciate it... holland and portugal final!!!!! JAJAJAJA!!!!

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Happy birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now then you know

2006-05-23T15:22:00.000+08:00

Calling to all ladies out there, do take a look at this pls.
Link

Definitely not in the mood for work today. Probably even more tomorrow.

Watching all the insects march along
Seem to know right where they belong
Smears of face reflecting in the chrome
Hiding in the crowd i'm all alone

Noone's heard a single word I've said
They don't sound as good outside my head
It looks as if the past is here to stay
I've become a million miles a--

Why do you get all the love in the world?

All the jagged edges dissapear
Colors all look brighter when you're near
The stars are all a fire in the sky
Sometimes I get soo lonely I could--

Why do you get all the love in the world?

birthday gift

2006-05-23T12:31:00.000+08:00

For the first time in my life, I bought myself an early birthday gift.
Wow.

love versus hate

2006-05-17T07:48:00.000+08:00

Great. Another sappy love story, now in the form of a book. Tell me you did shed a tear or two after reading this.

Tsk Tsk Tsk. What's with sec. school kids these days. Filming of live fighting???? Look what world class education has taught you. Here.

12 years

2006-05-15T19:52:00.000+08:00

Happy belated birthdya to Mr. J.C. She. Dude was fucking wasted on fri nite. Wanted to open his mouth to talk to me in toilet, but all it came out was nothing but vomit. And pls, remind me not to play mj with you on your birthday next year.

Someone save me from the mundane office life I'm gonna led for the next 5 weeks. If not for the sms and msn, my head would be kissing the keyboard. Zzz

Anyway, there's a bash at MOS this thurs by one of top 3 universities in sg. (No prizes for guessing which one) Tix at $16 bucks with 1 drink. However, you only need to pay 15 bucks cuz I will help you pay the extra 1 buck. Think of it this way, if you can find 15 ppl to go, the 16th person will go in for free! Now isn't that wonderful??? Those interested can drop my a line via email, msn or sms. Cheers.

end of a chapter

2006-05-12T03:22:00.000+08:00

Never had a birthday celebration so early before. Great food. Great booze. Great company. Great ktv. Thank you guys once again.

Aye, tonite drinks on me and the birthday boy at double o. Be seen.

funny shit

2006-05-10T02:26:00.000+08:00

Ahhh...nothing beats the serenity back in hostel. Finally back again(not drunk this time). To top it all off, I simply laughed my ass off the chair reading this, courtesy of Shawn. SG's no.4 blog wor!!!!! Don't play play.

Its been quite a while since we were able to be this noisy in hall. Imagine 3 rooms in a row blasting mp3s to see which door the security guard would knock 1st. And now, one's playing DOTA, the other one watching Prison Break and me wiping the tears and nursing a massive tummy ache from reading too much MOT.

Aye, time for my dvds.

Dancing is what I do
Dancing is what I think of you
Dancing is what makes me cool
Dancing so I can be with you
Dancing...in...the...moonlight...

On your own

2006-05-09T08:46:00.000+08:00

Stop. Finally realise its meaning.
Alvin, this is for you and me:

Tough, you think you've got the stuff
You're telling me and anyone
You're hard enough

You don't have to put up a fight
You don't have to always be right
Let me take some of the punches
For you tonight

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

We fight all the time
You and I...that's alright
We're the same soul
I don't need...
I don't need to hear you say
That if we weren't so alike
You'd like me a whole lot more

Listen to me now
I need to let you know
You don't have to go it alone

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you when I don't pick up the phone
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

I know that we don't talk
I'm sick of it all
Can - you - hear - me - when - I -
Sing, you're the reason I sing
You're the reason why the opera is in me...

Where are we now?
I've got to let you know
A house still doesn't make a home
Don't leave me here alone...

And it's you when I look in the mirror
And it's you that makes it hard to let go
Sometimes you can't make it on your own
Sometimes you can't make it
The best you can do is to fake it
Sometimes you can't make it on your own

U2- Sometimes you can't make it on your own

translation

2006-05-07T23:30:00.000+08:00

Ce soir
Le vent qui frappe
Ã ma porte
Me parle des amours mortes
Devant le feu qui sâ€™ Ã©teint
Ce soir
Câ€™ est une chanson dâ€™ automne
Dans la maison qui frissonne
Et je pense aux jours lointains
Que reste-t-il de nos amours
Que reste-t-il de ces beaux jours
Une photo, vieille photo
De ma jeunesse
Que reste-t-il des billets doux
Des mois dâ€™ avril, des rendez-vous
Un souvenir qui me poursuit
Sans cesse
Bonheur fanÃ©, cheveux au vent
Baisers volÃ©s, rÃªves mouvants
Que reste-t-il de tout cela
Dites-le-moiUn petit village, un vieux clocher
Un paysage si bien cachÃ©Et dans un nuage le cher visage
De mon passÃ©-

Que Reste-t-il De Nos Amour, Charles Trenet

Translates to :
Tonight
The wind that knocks at my door
Tells me about love that is no more
In front of the dying fire
Tonight
It is an autumn song
In a shaky house
ANd I think of far away days
What is left of our love
What is left of those beautiful days
A photo, old photo
Of my youth
What is left of sweet notes
Of Aprils, of rendez-vous
A memory that haunts me
Constantly
Faded hapiness, Hair in the wind,
Stolen kisses, Wild dreams
What is left of all this
Tell me
A small village, an old churchbell
A landscape so well hidden
And in a cloud the dear face
Of Past

Mon dieu que c'est lÃ¢che
Que c'est facheux
Quelle tragÃ©die,quel tracas
Mon dieu que c'est vache
Mon amoureux est reparti lÃ -bas
Mon dieu que c'est triste
Il m'aimait si peu
Moi je l'aimais tant je crois
Mon dieu tu t'en fiches
Toi tu n'as d'yeux
Que pour une autre que moi
MÃªme si le temps passe
Je n'oublie pas
La sambaL
a samba des jours avec toi
La samba des jours avec toi
La samba de mon coeur qui bat
La samba
La samba des jours avec toi
La samba des jours avec toi
La samba de mon coeur qui bat
Samba de mon coeur qui bat
Mon dieu que c'est moche
C'est ennuyeux
Tu t'es jouÃ© de moi
Mon dieu que c'est cloche
De se dire adieu
Et Paris est si froid
Mon dieu si tu existes mÃªme un peu
RamÃ¨ne-moi
Mon aquarelliste
Si vaniteux
Qui ne peignait que moi
MÃªme si le temps passe
Je n'oublie pas

- Samba De Mon Coeur Que Bat, Coralie Clement

Translates to :
My god, such cowardice
How unfortunate
What a tragedy, what a drama
My god how it is unfair
My lover has gone back there
My god how it is sad
He loved me so little
I loved him so much I think
My god you don't care
You who only has eyes
For another one than me
And even as time goes by
I still haven't forgotten
The samba
The samba of days with you
The samba of days with you
The samba of my beating heart
The samba
The samba of days with you
The samba of days with you
The samba of my beating heart
Samba of my beating heart
My god how it is ugly
How boring
You've played with me
My god how it is stupid
To say farewell
And Paris is so cold
My god if you exist even a little
Give me back
My aquarelist
So vain
Who only painted me
Even as time goes by
I haven't forgotten

Fuck the goggle translation tools as someone says.
2 fucking sad songs.
Man, if it makes me happy to be miserable now. I wanted it to be this way.
Crap, what am i blabbering about?
Maybe cuz that's what people do.
They jump. They leap, and hope to god that they could fly.
But now here I am. Just like a falling rock.
Until I met you.
From the first time I knew.....
The song that speaks for me now:
No translation for this cuz I know what it is talking about.

Je suis couchée sur mon lit
et je regarde dehors¡ca fait plus q'une semaine que le ciel pleure
et crie son angoisse
mais maintenantil sourrit et il nous annonce
que l'ete' s' approche
l'ete' ma saison preferée
car le soleil se leve
meme dans les nuits
l'ete' s' approche, mais tu es parti
tu es si loin, je suis ici
le soleil est devant moi
mais son chaleur n'est plus la
je pense que je ferais mieux de ne plus penser a toi...
doucement, je me leve
et je voyage dans mes reves
les etoiles ils appartiennent a moi
plus de soucis non non non il n'y a que toi
mais encorema vie reste vide
car ta presense n'est plus lan'est plus la
tu vis dans ma tete
reviens dans ma vie, notre vie
je t'en supplie! oh
l'ete' s' approche, mais tu es parti
tu es si loin, je suis ici
le soleil est devant moi
mais son chaleur n'est plus la
je pense que je ferais mieux de ne plus penser a toi...
l'ete' s' approche, mais tu es parti
tu es si loin, je suis icile soleil est devant moi
mais son chaleur n'est plus la
je pense que je ferais mieux de ne plus penser
a...toi...

-L'été S'approche

p.s. thanx to nora(Graouuuuuu) for helping in the translation.

bullshitttttttttttttttt

2006-05-05T23:38:00.000+08:00

Talk is cheap
Fucking is a sport
Nothing really matters
Cuz all will return to nothing
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
My whole existence is flawed
You take me closer to god

some new words

2006-05-05T09:16:00.000+08:00

New word of the day: fuckuchibainabeinohia

for aged 21 and above only

2006-05-02T19:05:00.000+08:00

Rockson you rock my world!!!!! JAJAJAJAJA

not for aged 21 and below

2006-04-30T12:07:00.000+08:00

It's not very often that you are one of the oldest when you go clubbing. When I mean old, i mean the age gap is like 6-7 years?? These kids need more training when it comes to alcohol consumption. Basically there are certain rules I adhere to when it comes to drinking and clubbing. Read it all here

Tsk tsk tsk. Check out the guy in white. Dude's got his hands all over the girl(with specs) the whole night. And he just got to know her. 'Enuff said.
Poorly taken pic. Think she shouting vulgarities at me or something.
Che still wide awake. Can sms somemore. Good o' Cynthia(oldest among us) taking care of poor angie.
Yes. Thats Gary's hand if you must know.

Angie:"What's the drink that I drink liao I will get high right away"
Me:"Graveyard."
Angie and frenz:"Huh isit?? OK loh. Order loh"
And the rest, as we know it, is history...

On the otherhand, the music was simply awesome last night as well. Paul Johnson is way too coooooooooooooooooooooool. That guy's got the groove I tell you. But then again, I still prefer my GOD.

2 consecutive days of drinking has rendered me to a zombie at work.

Love comes again
Just when I broken down I found
Love can come again
You gotta believe that
Love comes again

something new

2006-04-27T22:33:00.000+08:00

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!! I will get to vote!!!! Hall JCRC elections and School Comm elections are nothing compared to this man. OK fine. It's likecomparing chicken liver with fois gras.

Why I am excited? DUnno. Probably cuz got public holiday.

Do I care about the future of sg? Erm. No comment.

Notice how the contested places are all the North and East side and none for the West side?
Hur hur hur. Why huh??

gheylord

2006-04-24T16:18:00.000+08:00

Sg's very own brokeback mountain right here.'nuff said

Could’ve Been Lyrics - Tiffany

The flowers you gave me
are just about to die
when I think about
what could’ve been
it makes me want to cry

The sweet words you whispered
didn’t mean a thing
I guess our song is over
as we begin to sing

Chorus:
Could’ve been so beautiful
could’ve been so right
could’ve been my lover
every day of my life
could’ve been so beautiful
could’ve been so right
I’ll never hold what could’ve been
on a cold and lonely night

The memorys of our lovin’
still linger in the air
like the faded scent of your roses
they stay with me everywhere

Everytime I get my hopes up
they always seem to fall
still what could’ve been is better than
what could neveRepeat chor be at all

Repeat chorus

How could I hold what could’ve been
on a cold and lonely night?

funny shit

2006-04-22T18:10:00.000+08:00

This guy is hell of a funny asshole. IMO, rockson of our age.
Check him out here:
Don't pray pray

random thoughts

2006-04-21T21:02:00.000+08:00

Thanx to the ppl who smsed and msned and called me. I'm getting better. Only can get out of bed on wed.

Coincidentally, today's hitler's birthday. Right, before you can say sieg heil, today also marks the death anniversary of a friend. He was involved in an accident just outside of NTU, his bike collided with a taxi. To all my biker pals, ride safely. OK not very convincing since it was from me. Damn lucky there was no vehicle behind me last thurs, else there won't be this post and you ppl will probably be eating curry chicken and bee hoon now. To quote it from Andrew, my 'annual'event has happened once again. Every year I will buang once, TMD.

Aside from the depressing tone, here's somthing for the guys studying for exams. SOmething to perk you guys up. Enjoy.

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I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow,
I watched the stars crashed into the sea.
If I could ask god just one question,
Why aren't you here with me tonite?

pain

2006-04-17T16:38:00.000+08:00

TIESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

For those who showed concern, I'm fine.... thank you...
For those that helped me, thank you once again.... I'm alive..but legs can't kick now, arms can't move now...

prelude

2006-04-07T09:06:00.000+08:00

watch this. A prelude to next friday.

What's the cure for the guy suffering from post-the-hair-cut-too-fucking-short-and-now-i-look-like-a-fucking-retard illness?

anagrams

2006-04-06T21:44:00.000+08:00

If you read Dan Brown's books, you would know what anagrams are.
If not, allow me to explain. Anagrams are basically words or phrases formed by reordering the letters of another word.

Conversation -- Voices rant on

Dormitory -- Dirty room

The Morse Code -- Here come dots

Slot machines -- Cash lost in 'em

Snooze alams -- Alas! No more Zs

A decimal point -- I'm a dot in place

Astonomer -- Moon starer

Eleven plus two -- Twelve plus one

Mother-in-law -- Woman Hilter

Debit card - Bad credit

Ahhhhhh......... the things I do when I'm fucking bored.

Facts about life

2006-04-06T14:53:00.000+08:00

Brought to you by the crap man:

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. Ifyou have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You shouldonly be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid insideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

Crappy? What else could you expect from me when all I do whole day in office is to tear A4-sized papers into 8 equal parts. 1000 more sheets to go!!! W00t!

Me: Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it.
Keave: Wrong! Take your own life seriously, take others(women) lives lightly.
Me: .........

stucked

2006-04-05T11:35:00.000+08:00

Stuck at level 34!!!! PCB!!!!
This thing kills more brain cells than ciggies.
AArrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wicked

2006-04-04T23:33:00.000+08:00

Practically tearing my hair out on this wicked little game in office today.
IF you think studying kills brain cells, check this out. Created by a Singaporean somemore.
1 whole day slack in office and playing till level 33.

The Wicked Game

the bitch and bastard show (adapted)

2006-03-27T09:17:00.000+08:00

bastard: Would you like to come over and watch a movie?
bitch: Ooh I like that, the subtle approach. Are you interested in my personality as well? Where is your place?
bastard: Haha Little Miss Cynical innit! It's (address here)...
bitch: Oh please. Spare me the niceties. I'm not a lady. Neither are you, when I last checked.
bastard: In that case smartarse, bring a change of clothes and toothbrush so if you get lucky you can go straight to work and not fucking wake me too early.

The cab arrived in 15 mins. Watch and learn, kids.

great nite 2

2006-03-27T00:43:00.000+08:00

Same place for 2 days. With different but great company. SOmehow last nite the ending was slightly special. Great nite nevertheless.

Somday we'll know
if love can move a mountain
Someday we'll know
why the sky is blue
Someday we'll know
why I wasn't meant for you

Great nite

2006-03-25T04:45:00.000+08:00

Fucking great nite.
Thank you.
You know who you are.

Time flies....

I'll be dead in 50 yrs time

2006-03-24T15:59:00.000+08:00

see how long you can live

Perfect Excuse with lame shit

2006-03-24T00:22:00.000+08:00

Insonmia during IA is definitely not good at all, not good at all.
I'm fucked.

Hiatus for a while boys and girls

In the meantime, great sex everyone, may all your penises and pussies explode.

To fuck, to suck, to overcum. (this line courtesy of..erm...nvm..)

ah beng

2006-03-23T13:55:00.000+08:00

According to popular belief, I am an ah beng.Many blogs have linked me as one too.
Here's what you mofos get.

How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85

Your Name

Your New Gangster Name

Og tripple Og

Your Gangster Percent: 32%

Your Money You'll Make Hustling

$155,501

Number of People In Your gang

Number Of Times You'll Get Shot

What You'll Look Like Gangster

Quiz created with MemeGen!

the name game

2006-03-23T13:51:00.000+08:00

Does your name begin with: E?
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion.
You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal.
You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.

WOW.

ideas for t-shirts part 2

2006-03-23T12:57:00.000+08:00

Let the pictures do the talking.

ideas for t-shirts

2006-03-23T12:46:00.000+08:00

Some t-shirts I would gladly wear to go out. SOmething's seriously wrong with blogger. Got a few more pics to go in fact. Aye man watever. fuck it. Everything's going wrong these days.

I should just STFU.

mind fucked

2006-03-20T12:20:00.000+08:00

Courtesy of the little girl herself (guys version):

You know you are mindfucked when...

...you notice and delight in the charming minutiae about her. The way she spells Baobei with a capital B in her texts. The way the freckles are sprinkled like party confetti over her back. The way her thighs involuntarily shudder when you run your fingers up her spine as she's sleeping. The way she pokes her head round the shower curtain to watch you pee.

*the rest are all censored*

JAJAJAJA.....too fierce for this blog liao.... the rest I shall just keep it to myself.

10 days liao.....&^%%#%$&^$#^%

And I don't want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think they'll understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am.

memories

2006-03-20T07:50:00.000+08:00

Now here's something that really made me shed a tear(many tears in fact).
Written by my bro PG:

yr 1:
blur blur in here, dunno wat to do.
nv join FOC, nv like such things too.
lucky for him, saw some familiar faces,
a little mingle ard, n this is his place.
went for sport subcomm, and gotten a place,
yet for some reasons, its something he dunno how to play.
but for a genius like him, softball become easy as he play. (haha)
subsequencely, he join more things,
from 5 sports in IHG, to all the little small events.
many zhu peng gou you were made,
till this day they r still here.
with them ard, hall lives were nv dull.
dunno wat other contributions he made,
yet given best freshie of the yr.
dun wan to let seniors down, promise to do better next yr.

yr 2:
many left, n many new one came,
hall life start wif a bang,
wif the freshmen orientation camp.
however the feeling is different, as we r seniors oredi.
time to take up roles n organise more activities.
canvassing jobs were tiring, yet bonding is there.
and thus, the frenship among the zhu peng gou yous,
become stronger and better.
many nites of supper, sure makes him fat.
but the walking from 46 to 47, compensated that! (as if..)
ihg came again, wif more targets to hit.
got his softball subcomm again as he wan it.
its the time of the yr, where all maroons can be heard.
cheering for one another, and drown the others wif fear.
we might not won, but our spirit shone.
studies were bad, not because companies r bad.
just simply because the mood is no longer there.
if Es n Fs are excellent n fantastic,
he will be graduating, wif a first class honours in engineering.
with the encouragements and support from his 'brothers',
he still able to enjoy more yrs of hall activities.
time flies, n there goes another yr.

yr 3:
once again, FOC came.
this time as a programmer,
we nearly insane.
playing among seniors, become a joythat bond us together,
n show how fun we can be,
to the newly joined.
more new faces came, n many old one left.
at the rate the time is going, i wonder how much we haf left.
this time round, join sport and welfare subcomm.
welfare is gd, as u get to knock on stranger gers door to speak to them.
moving over to 47 was the happiest thing ever happened.
suppers and tok cock session r daily supplements.
IHG training became a stenous activities,
as the old man here, cant keep up wif the intensity.
a softball team built from many first time player,
we were great to get to the quarters.
fought together wif a team that deserves a semis,
yet we lost again to our nemesis.
the feeling is bad, and couldnt control the tears.
this time rd, hall 9 is great,
we nearly got ourselves the first place.
more meaningful events took place,
but somehow the feelings all changed.
budgets and preparations seem to restrict the fun of events.
but with the gang of us and some final yr seniors,
things seem to as fun as the old days.
its the time of the yr, where old one will leave.
somehow he wonder, will the spirit leave too?

yr 4:
once a programmer, always a programmer.
being MCP this yr, sure more fun than last yr.
wif many new programmers, more games were came up.
n when the participants who give gd review of them,
all the hard works feels worthwhile.
cheers war wif the GLs, remains the same,
yet the no. of them become lesser.
maybe they feel, seniors having fun ourselves has become something dumb,
freshies are the ones that shld be having fun.
but pls do not forget, FOC is also a time for seniors to bond n haf fun!
with an incident wif SAO on ECA points,
many issues came up.
its when times r bad, that when we can stay strong together.
despite the verdicts not out during the period,
our players still fight hard n stand firm for the hall.
wif the same softball team as last yr,
double the trainings and effort could be seen.
yet without clinching a place in the quarters,
send most of the final years to tear.
reaching this time of the yr once again,is quite different for many of us.
most of his zhu peng gou you wun be ard anymore next yr.
those neighbours where he sees practically everyday will grad.
when pussy toh say he feels sad as most of us parting soon,
the feeling of sadness came almost instantly.
天下无不散之宴席
but yet again, cant help missing the times we had together.
sound mushy, but those r some gd friends we haf made.
many would agree that the feeling is diff.
maybe its time to move on, n let the younger one stand for themselves.
but with the new HAS system n converting of rooms,
i wonder how many will stand for niners again.
will the spirit still be there?
will the bonding still be there?
will the fun, joy, happiness, sadness, of all niners still linger?
maybe it will, but we will nv know.
the journey here has ended for many of us.
i'm just an old fart, who likes to whine.
but wif so many brothers as audience, i'll gladly be one.
wish all the best for all still ard,
as these memories here will stick wif u thruout.

special thanks for 五福星, pornstar, mar pong pong, ah chia, damayi.

another weekend just like dat

2006-03-19T23:44:00.000+08:00

AS usual, Mr James Tan never cease to snook us with his antics. Guess he's the only one who would zoom in at the plate of food instead of girls in a photo.
To quote it from the man goldonion himself:"As long as got food on the table, he'll finish it."

Aye, another weekend of sports for me. Watching it on the tele that is. From Wayne Rooney to Federer to Alonso. From big balls to small balls to 4 wheelers.

Noticed that Federer's total winnings amount to around $20,000,000. Well, that's realyl peanuts considering Abromovich's worth around $200billion(fyi, thats a 2 infront with 11 zeros behind it)

JC: eh cb leh.... if i got 1% of abromovich's wealth...that would be nice...

Me: ya.....

JC: 1% of 200billion is like er... 2billion.....WAH LAO...2 billion leh.. can spend finidh meh...

Me: haha...

JC: knn, 2 billion put in bank eat the interest also song liao loh...let's see... worst case 3% interest p.a......3% of 2billion...60 million.... 1 mth can spend 5 million oh... EH!!!! NB like dat I every mth change ferrari model also can leh.

Me: ya loh....

JC: how to earn alot alot of money???

Me: if I know, I won't be here drinking teh with you liao loh...

I just want a peaceful family... is that so difficult to ask for?

where'd you go, i miss you so

2006-03-18T19:03:00.000+08:00

After a nite of ktv, I could only use hand signs to communicate with my parents.
JAAJAJAJAA. Tian tian hua guo was good, maybe cuz I was fucking hungry by the time we reached. CB MOS waste my time. Happy belated birthday baochun!!!!!!!!

After detailed conversations with 3 frenz of the opp sex, they all concluded that I am definitely not the kind of guy that girls bring home to their parents. I will never be treated seriously at all one. All think I can only play play only. Too bad then.

"your hair, your face, your clothes, the language you use and your body language loh"

I don't like to share. Damnit.

pro shit

2006-03-15T20:03:00.000+08:00

pro shit
realization of a childhood dream.
Never has sassy girlfriend been so sassy.
watch it with eyes wide open people.

WTF??????????

2006-03-15T00:02:00.000+08:00

WTF LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong with people these days???

FUck lah....

DOn't stay liao lah. PUI.

ANy hall wants me???

WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-14T15:35:00.000+08:00

WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiesto's coming to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14th april @MOS!!!!!!!
Let's do it!!!!!
I'm getting the pre-sale tix. Anybody wants just drop me a msg or sms

from jap craze to korean craze

2006-03-13T22:45:00.000+08:00

From jap food to korean food. But then again, I'm not really a fan of kimchi. However, the beef was the best I have tasted so far. Absolutely heavenly!!!!! Great to have working friends around you. Free lunch and free drinks!!!! JAJAJAJAJA

PUMP IT!!!!!
Turn up the radio
Blast the stereo
Rightttttttttttttttt nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

chill out weekend

2006-03-13T15:43:00.000+08:00

Cheapest hoegaarden in town found!!!! $11 per pint during happy hrs and $15 per pint after that!!!! Ask me for the place!!! JAJAJAJAJA

Aye, finally did what I wanted to do during a sunday afternoon: take a walk in central. After countless failed attempts on asking someone to go with me, I decided to do it myself, alone.

First stop: AMK library. Damnit cannot find the books I wanted to borrow. IA is a good time to read more books. Can brush up on my England in order to make it more powderful.

Then the book store, titles that I wanted to rent are all out. :(((((

Up next is the comic shop; it has changed so much. Plus it has become real big with cozy sofas plus tons of lan comps.

Decided to get the milkshake, afterall its been ages since I last had it. But then the AMK central one don’t have?!?!?!?! SMLJ!!!!!!!!!
“sorry Sir, only certain outlets got sell milkshake” zZZZZzzZZZZzzz Got myself a sundae instead

Ahh.. the serenity of it all. Nice short walk on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

Found out the old man really loves his son a lot. Guess people do really tell the truth when they are pissed drunk. JAJAJAJAJAJA

10% luck 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure 50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name.

i miss u

2006-03-13T02:04:00.000+08:00

It's only 4 days but I miss u like crazy

no time to post

2006-03-10T19:36:00.000+08:00

CHeck this out! Sentosa last sat with bc and guess what? He actually parked hsi car just beside sunset bay only loh. Now how many cars are able to do that. All thanks to a friend who works there. JAJAJA

First time on a buggy!!! Call me sua gu , whatever. Damn excited I was on the battery operated 4-wheeler.

Last sat nite was probably the nite that I see shaun at his worst. TMD he was practically swimming in his own vomit can!!!! And in the car he was lying face down on my lab shouting "Call my mom!!!!!!" repeatedly. 'nuff said. Zzzz

As usual a mundane week with more work as usual. DId managed to catch Munich though. Rather interesting movie. GUess different people have different idea of what exactly is a home. Is it the land you own or is it simply just a shelter with your loved ones. In a nutshell, don't ever fuck around with jews. JAJAJAJA

Aunite no. 17835278 asked me "On attachment ar?? Which poly?" today . After I said I'm a student on attachment now. $%#@%$#@%$*&

Aye fuck it. Weekend's here. Time for some hoe.

You shoved your hand down my throat,
I feel your fingers in me.
Cake up on some make-up to cover all those lines,
Wake up and stop trying cuz’ you’re just wasting time.
Tear this bitter fruit to mess,Wrap it up in soiled dress.

triangles

2006-03-07T07:09:00.000+08:00

hmm..how can A reply jus a single word when B typed a whole long passage telling A hows B feels and why B is acting so strangly and so temperamental and emotional? to B the mere single word tt A replied doesnt mean anything, it only makes B feels more irritated that you seem simply dun care! can A show B tt A cares and if A really dun care, simply jus tell B..if A doesnt care den A shldnt tell B tt if there's any problems talk it out..a single word doesnt mean anything, it doesnt mean anything to B at all! some words some comforting words will be better..

WaH laO, I iS olD MAn lIao LeH. dUn tyPe iN smALl fONts Can?
Simi A & B? Give me my cup C & D lah!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA

Tsk Tsk Tsk. Even the good old bed at home wouldn't let me sleep in peace. Need help in removing the piece of broken mirror at the back of my head. Oh yes, please help me pull out the knife from my back too. Thanx.

Trying to make myself busy in the office everyday, so that I would be wasted when I got back and would just sleep. Not to mention the extra inches I'm getting on my waist.

Work hard= hungry easily = eat alot
Walk ard alot = thirsty = drink alot of water = go toilet many many times.

According to reliable sources, I've found myself a godmom and a sister. JAJAJAJA

The only passwords I wanna see next time is either ngjunkai or luveric pls.....

Dead is what he is,
He does what he please
The things that he has you never gonna see
What you never gonna be
Sketch a little keyhole for looking glass people
You don't wanna see him
You only wanna be him
Mama's got a scarecrow
Gotta let the crow grow
Man can't always reap what he sow!

bang bang

2006-03-03T07:53:00.000+08:00

Shoot me twice in the head. Please.
only 61 and what a mess it has become.

And not to mention the additional fact that I fucking hate being ignored.

I know myself well

2006-03-02T21:43:00.000+08:00

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

I guessed that it would be lightning and it did turn out to be true.
I know myself that well?
1st of the online chracter online tests I did after I wrote about how much I hated them.
Courtesy of the princess. JAJAJAJA

random pics

2006-03-02T16:51:00.000+08:00

Check out this chao botak aka turn-over-a-new-leaf choo poh choon!!! JAJAJAJA
Was at the aircraft show on sun with Mr and Mrs James Tan and his in-laws.

The rounds of this plane was as big as the size of my fist. Classic photo: Last time of nite-cycling with my bros and we got not 1 but 2 of them having cramps at the same time. Tha's lionel infront and Andrew at the back.

Shagadelic @ home. Forgot what I wanted to write about. Old liao.

Lunch with Jensen the man was great. Suerb business analyst cum smart investor.Lots to learn from the wise one.

Kopi with shaunie didi was great. All the best for yourNS(Recruit) life bro. Looking forward to see you botak.

Great to know Mr. She Morgan Jincong has finally found a job. BUt pls dun anyhow sms during working hours. JAJAJAJAJA

Newsflash: Chalet 3 and 16 spotted in NTU. With a canteen(read:food court right at your doorstep) . The only thing's that lacking is cable tv on a plasma screen plus an alcohol license.Not to mention the access card you need to scan. Reminds me so much of NUS's PGP. -__-

When in doubt, ask.
When sick, drink plenty of water.
When playing, enjoy it.
When studying, concentrate on it.
When I’m around, come over.
Really glad all those around me have the motivation to study hard this sem.

DA JIA JIA YOU BAH

nehnehpok

2006-03-02T00:52:00.000+08:00

tio caught for the 2nd time with pants down by the same person!!!!!!
got more heng anot???
4D also not so zhun ar.....tmd.....

According to terence tay jangyen , there's actualyl a thumbdrive in this world with a capacity of 1.28mb.
KNN can I slap your face??? That's less than a freaking floppy. It's 128mb lah CB!!!!!
liao lim bei ey si kan help you back up your files.
Kind of undergrads we have these days. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

shagedalic day

2006-03-01T00:15:00.000+08:00

Check this out:
http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1233216

SO much for sexual pleasure.

people are all afraid to be alone,
and i am not exception
perhaps thats is why everyone is looking to the ends of the earth for their other half,
the half that not only compliments themselves,
but also has the qualities that they themselves do not have.
together in union, their half status becomes inconsequential and they become one.
i hate being alone, the feeling sucks and it kindof gets to you on nights such as these.
the nights that u cant pick up the phone and call and talk to someone.
where u cant sweet talk any1 or hear honey coated words directed to your ears.
such nights where u close your eyes knowing that tmw would almost be the same as the previous day;

Stolen from shangwei. My dear minion, you need some advice from Xuruyun the man himself. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA!!!!!!!!

Aye, I've said it before and I shall say it again.
http://www.funkygrad.com/beachfiesta06
Do me a favour, go register yourself an account and vote for F6.
More yourself worthwhile. If you register and vote for other girls, you can pretend to not know me the next time you see me.

My head's all up in the rain,
But I know it'll be sunshine again.
My mama's given me this piece of ass,
And I'm gonna shake it all night long.
When all your wishes and dreams come true,
Know that you are already dead.

chio bu

2006-02-28T07:56:00.000+08:00

http://www.funkygrad.com/beachfiesta06
Please vote for Stephy(F6) and her partner Yaomin from the Houston Rockets.

low point in life once again

2006-02-26T22:04:00.000+08:00

Secret Mission II failed......
:((((((((((((

He' everything you want
He everything you need
He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be
He says all the right things at exactly the right time
But he means nothing to you and you don't know why

I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you that you wish you could be
I say all the right things at exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why

butt break one last time

2006-02-18T17:39:00.000+08:00

I love my bros.
All of them.
Andrew, Weizhong, PG, Kairen, Lionel, Jack, Si mian.
Thank you.
One last time.
We were champions once again.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it.

boooo

2006-02-17T07:51:00.000+08:00

I deserved to be shot at. period.

Question(s):
Will you keep a person in dark when you know the things you gonna do are gonna upset the person?
Will you go until the extent of telling lies about it?
How do you think the outcome will affect the person??
Must we always considerate other people's feelings when we do some things, or say some things?

I don't know. Feedback pls.
Think alcohol really kills neurons and simply retards your mind.
Too many voices telling me too many different things.
Too many things to do with too little time.

No italics lah. can't think of any with the state of mind I'm having now.
Just pray I dun buang on the road can liao

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Backtracking

2006-02-14T11:57:00.000+08:00

New addition to this year's CNY dinner celebrations: Dragon dance!!! Didn't know NTU lion dance troupe got so many people. NO Ang Baos one lah!!! come so many for what sia.
OEI, pro lah... but why never give us 4 numbers ar???
Before. Cannot post the After pic. Total chaos. Lost my chopsticks and whole hand cover with carrot and chips.
Hall9's very own 168club. Fanclub membership is now open for registration.

This year CNY dinner was not too bad. But lim bei damn suay. After 4 yrs still never win the lucky draw. BUt nvm, it's all good. Last time for us in a table.

GOt myself hooked on this korean serial called My name is sam soon. Fucking funny show.

And when i told my mom about the serial, she waved my off by saying that she n my dad had already watched it. OMFG!!! SHe even called me a noob!!!! SMLJ?????

Now they are watching another korean serial called Full House, after I told them its quite funny. These 2 old folks can watch until 3-4am in the morning. DAmn...I can hear my mom'saughter from my room. Your son still got work in morning one leh auntie.....

random thoughts

2006-02-09T18:50:00.000+08:00

Watched I not stupid too the other day. Jack Neo drives the nail home once again with this follow up of the 2002 I not stupid. Probably most of the people who watched it can relate to it. Told the stories of each of us while growing up.

Quite appropriate for people around my age I guess. Can relate to most of the scenes while having a good laugh at it. Sense of deja vu I must say. The scene that hit me most was the dad on hospital bed one.

I can safely bet my money that 95% of the people in the cinema did shed a tear or two, except for some bastards who laughed at the funeral scene.

What would you do if you receive an sms like this:

I'm horny tonite.... Jajajajajaja....

Give that man some ass I say. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Party on fri nite at Newsroom BAr with the B.O.B was kinda fun. Esp if there's someone in the group who sucks at finger guessing game and ended up getting drunk before12. Being the one who kena all the verbal backlash was some tough shit man.

Aye, man it's all cool. Been there. Done that.

Valentines Day today once again. A colleague told me that he never have sex on this day cuz the memories will be too fond. OR isit? Dunno, don't care, don't give a shit.

Presents, chocolates, flowers? Nah.... I wun be such a fool to let those florist earn my marnee....Too much promotion crap nowadays...It's just another day....But then again... my candy heart begs to differ. JAJAJAJAJA.
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

COngrats to Miss Ng for receiving such a wonderful present ar... JAJAJAJAJAJA
SOmething really special from the heart ya??? Tears flowing and speechless?? Man I should learn more from Mr. Lim. DOnt's care ah, I'm gonna be the god dad of your first born.

Insurance surveying later. CLaim until that farker kar chng pi ar!!!!!!!!!!
According to reliable sources, he stays in one of the halls. Ho yi si ar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paintball crossfire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-08T15:55:00.000+08:00

Paintball Paintball Paintball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30 bucks per person for 40 balls. additional balls at $10 for 20 balls
Ask me for more details.
Let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24/02/06 see you there.

I lift you up like the sweetest angel,
I tear you down like a whore.

dead to the world

2006-02-08T07:57:00.000+08:00

BLEH. -__-"

I feel the empty
I feel the minute of decay
I'm on my way down now
I'd like to take you with me

tuesday blues???

2006-02-07T15:20:00.000+08:00

Shane at ngee ann city participating in the 70hrs dj no talk thingy. He's eating an ice-ream btw. Here's rod monterio. Brought his bicycle along so that he can cycle in the morning in the cubicle
hmm..Seems like a zoo there with many ppl takoing pics of the DJs...JAJAJA

The hp-always-ringing and forever busy daniel. JAJAJAJA!!! Give me that IP Crypt key!!!
Look serious right??? Looking at girl pics loh I tell you
Ever reliable rendi with that dai jiao face
Francis da man!! ultimate multi-tasking man!!!
Pro-looking weng fai. Production-line with 3 lappies in tow!!! Don;t give me that shag face
Goofy lai. The fastest finger when it comes to cloning and configurations

2006-02-06T16:25:00.000+08:00

Super duper pissed!!!!! No mood to blog. Whoever sees this bike FX351P please call me immediately. It a Honda Phantom. COuld be a NTU student. Got balls to knock down ppl's bike no balls to admit ar?? No courtesy to inform??? Nabei
Also looking for a girl with a nose stud staying in hall9. Either in 46 or 47.

SImply no mood to work, just some random pics to show:
Taken at MOS toilet at the request of Jacq, who wanted to see what's the guys toilet is like. Pic of Lee Yueh Hua peeing.
This farker's back form china, with his tiong-ed haircut. Trying hard but doing very well indeed to fit in to the tiong society. EVen his accent got a slight hint of tiong liao.
Taken at shaunie's place after the lion dance. See any numbers?? Pls tell me.

"Oh ya..we seriously dun look like Uni students! MUAHAHAH!!"
-http://mrtaboo.blogspot.com
True lah bro...anyone who sees us on the street wun even have the slightest idea that we are undergrads....just like what shaunie's mom and aunite thought.

ON a side note, I just wish to voice out my opinion that whatever the arguement or conflict is, threatening others with suicide is definitely not an option.
WhY sO viOleNt siaH, rElaC lAh. TaLk iT oUt CaN lIaO MaH.

Hey. Mr. Superstar,
I'll do anything for you
Hey Mr. porno star,
I want you
Hey Mr. sickly star,
I want to get sick from you
Hey Mr. fallen star,
Don't you know I worship you?
Hey Mr. big rock star,
I wanna grow up just like you
Hey Mr. superhate,
I just want to love you
Hey Mr. superfuck,
I wanna go down on you
Hey Mr. supergod,
Will you answer my prayers?
Hey, Mr. superman,
I want to be your little girl
Hey mr. superstar,
I'll kill myself for you
Hey mr. superstar,
I'll kill you if I can't have you

superstar, superfuck baby

Happy CNY

2006-02-01T00:18:00.000+08:00

Happy CNY everyone!!!!!!!!!

As I grow older, CNY loses its meaning more. As I am too pai seh to get ang baos anymore or go visiting. They just keep asking the same old questions.ZZZZZZ

Pwned a piece of fat pork from china in in-between. PLay it twice a week and you will have enough cardiovascular workout for the whole of the week. JAJAJAJAJA

I hereby declare that shaun's mom is the funkiest, most friendly and funniest mom that I ever met. JAJAJA

Shagged. Work tomolo. More crap tomolo in office if time permits.

Your world is an ash tray,
We burn and coil like cigarettes.
The more you cry your ashes turn to mud.
Why do YOU get all the love in the world?

!@#$%^&*

2006-01-24T21:57:00.000+08:00

I've said before and I shall say it again:
I fucking hate it when some people don't move into the train carriage, don't move to the back of the bus, and walk on the walkway like their their granddad own the whole god-damn road.
NBCB. That's the reason why I simple loathe public transport.

ANd what's with working women and black? Was on my way to lunch today, when I saw like 10 women in black sitting on tables in a cafe below my workplace. There were no women wearing any other colours except black. Why? Really think wear black makes one looks slimmer? If you are really fat, there's really no point in wearing black just to give others a slight opticall illusion that you are not THAT fat.

Am I seeing things or what: For the 2 days I took public transport, I only saw like 2 out of 10 ladies which are actually on the right size. Are sg women getter fatter? Or are they eating too much good food and getting too pampered?

I found out yesterday that there are 3, not 2, of my peeps' blogs who listed link to my blog as beng eric....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Some children died the other day,
We fed machines and then we prayed.
Puked up and down in morbid faith,
You should have seen the ratings that day.

getting more and more tired

2006-01-23T20:42:00.000+08:00

Seriously, this body of mine need some readjustment to the current body clock. Still getting ridiculously tired even though I slept most of my sunday away.

Been talking to a few of my colleagues today. It never came across their minds that I am from Uni. KNN. Still think I'm from poly. Whether it's my face and outlook they don't think I'm from Uni or is it that my new haircut made me look younger, I dunno. mutter mutter.....

Aye, first time eating at Subway in my whole life. DOn't laugh you cb kias.... there's always a first time for everything. Food not bad, cookies tastes fabulous and ingredients fresh. ALrite nia lah....

Mundane job coming up...Sam old routine of doing the same thing everyday: Transferring data from old lappies to new lappies plus doing new configurations etc etc..... Only plus point(well, not exactly plus point) is meeting different users everyday and listening to simply bimbotic questions and trying to answer them without getting irritated or laughing my ass off. No rude pls hor eric. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!

Had been thinking for the past few days about a certain topic... well...maybe shall blog about it next time... not now.....

LIM BEI IS KAN PUA JI TEI EY TIRED AR.........

*sleep and take care of my tao hua yan*

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

irrational thoughts

2006-01-19T23:13:00.000+08:00

SLowly getting used to not smoking while shitting. Aye, found out I actually did the most thinking while in shower. Just nowhere and nothing to pen my thoughts down. Damn, still wrapped in my towel dripping with water while writing this post.

Got pulled down to hall8 to see the results of I. chess. News is that we are in danger of losing our rec title. Of course, if its news spread by the loudspeaker of hall9, it's bound to be exagerating. Fucking retard. I would offer the loudspeaker a cup o' shut-the-fuck-up. In the end, all we did there was wait and when the results were out( which was in our favour), all we did was a few cheers and a round of applause. Kinda of treated it like a short walk after block supper.

Point to note: Never buy a pair of shorts that is a size too small. Makes one looks like shit when one is already shit.

If I did or said anything that makes you feel resentment against me,
I apologise.
I'm missing you like crazy already.
Cuz you are the only reason why I am back in hall.

much ado about nothing

2006-01-19T20:06:00.000+08:00

Almost a week of ia and I am feeling tired already. SImply not used to waking up so early in the morning. To add fuel to the fire, the morning and evening traffic jam totally turned me into a hell-rider.

Met up with dailing for lunch on tue afternoon and steph for dinner. Food was great, conversation was good, and the wallet is feeling the pinch. Nope, I don't think its cuz of nu ren yuan.

Shagedalic day today at the office. Pretty much stared at lcd screens for 8 hrs. I bet my eyes blinked less than 50 times during this period. Had to transfer some user data from their old lappies to the new ones. And had to setup the network and system configurations. Can safely say that I learnt quite abit about system set up and network configurations. Was working on my lappy after lunch. It belonged to one the middle age guy in the office. So I told him:" Hey, the process will take around 4 hours. So I'll get back to you when I'm done ok." He said ok and went along doing his own things. Without his lappy, obviously he can't do any work. So Mr. I-am-single-and-balding-and-middle-aged-sporting-a-beer-belly went around reading newspaper and buy stuff to eat for his tea break. HOWEVER, why the fuck must he come around my table and asks: "How is it huh?? Done liao??"

Great. I was smiling during the 1st hour when he asked the question. When he persisted till the 2nd hour, I almost lost it. KNN lah, told you 4 hrs liao cannot understand isit?? Which part of "after 4 hrs I'll get back to you" do you not understand me???

And the worse thing is when he's not asking me the same old question, he's floating around behind my back watching me do work. Nabei, your lappy got porn scared me see isit??? And he asked my partner where I go after he saw me leaving my desk. CCB, go toilet also cannot ar??? you really think lim bei give a shit about what;'s inside your lappy? zzzzzzzzzzzzz

super duper tired, both mentally and physically. Wanted to talk about my charge. But simply can't take the fatigue no more. Let's just sum it all up by saying I never paid the fine. Since it's my first time, they let me off. But i'm suppposed to go take my ippt by this year's birthday.

I'll be your lover,
I'll be forever.
I'll be tomorrow I am anything when I'm high.

right here in the office

2006-01-17T09:38:00.000+08:00

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!
There's internet access right here in STB!!!!!! w00t!!!! Company broadband rox0r!!!!!
Confirm faster than the lj school network!!!!!!!!!
First post in the office!!!!!
Damn slack with nothing to do

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

1st day of work

2006-01-17T07:37:00.000+08:00

Good morning Singapore. I have shifted home. Reason being I'm now working at STB in orchard. Therefore staying at home is nearer. The only sad thing is that baobei is in hall.

AND I'M MISSING MY BAOBEI ALR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-day tomolo

2006-01-15T21:38:00.000+08:00

Advice to boys and girls who are living in double rooms. Never ask your other half to sleep over. Just in case your roomie returns the following morning without warning. To make you even more pai seh, the roomie's parents came along as well. JAJAJA!!!!!

Tomolo's the start of the wake up at 7am days. And for the next 6 months or so, I'll probably be doing the same mundane routine over and over again. Let's just hope there's internet access at my IA place so that I can blog. It is at such times that I will come up with bo liao stuff to blog about, just to waste some time. Perhaps I'll have more ideas then.

Speaking about work, would you pay an undergrad girl 2k per month just to do some photo-copying and buying coffee(read: high class officed girl)?? Man, give me 1.8k per month and I'll glady do it for you. Apparently, some of us, when we grad, the jobs we do practically have no link or whatsoever with our course of studies. Which brings me to the point on why are we studying for? Is it for the sake of bringing smiles on the faces of our parents or is it really cuz you are interested in why X+Y=Z. I do admit that some of us are really curious on how computers work, but it is the undeniable fact that some of us are only interested in that piece of paper which says you are an honors holder. It really makes people look at you at a different way. And when you are doing your resume, that piece of certificate sure does wonders.

Something which sets me thinking: Would you treat the person with more respect if you know that particular person excels in his/her studies? Will you listen to that person more? Also, if you know that this particular person sucks at studying and everything, do you have a sense of despise when talking to this person? Such is the nature of humans. As someone points out to me, we are all judgemental.

Needless to say, we are somehow or will be affected by what people say behind our backs. I say we fuck it, get a life, and move on. Moral of the story: Singaporeans are just too fucking self-concious.

Another whiney post. Seriously, I think I've become a grumpy old man. Hell, I'm getting butterflies in my stomach for tomolo's IA. Boring, I've become.

White thrash get down on your knees,
Time for cake and sodomy.

rain rain go away

2006-01-13T01:48:00.000+08:00

AYe, no updates in a week. Think now's a good time to drop a not or somthing. Nothing to blog about for the past one week. NO ideas and the brain juice not flowing. Just gonna update some stuff that has happened.

Hall9 lost 3 semi-finals in 3 days. Soccer last sat. Rugby on sun , then basketball on mon. This year our sports really cui.

Been rather busying for the past 1 week. Shopping for ia clothes plus inspection of my bike, which I failed. KNN. Have to go fix up bike and go back for inspection again. The rain hasn't stop pouring for the past 1 week. It has stoppped for a while, but when you think the road is drying up, it comes back again. The rain god just love to play around with me, as I got myself caught in the rain for 4 straight days. To make matters worse, I seriously can't get any laungry done in the rain. The clothes has been hanging on my clothes line for the past few days already and they are still damp. There's this smell that comes along with the clothes when it has not seen any sunshine. YUCKS.

Speaking of the rain. Yes, I couldn't get anything done. So I pretty much spent the time in my room, under my quilt.

Watched in her shoes just now. Pretty much a ladies movie I must say. Interesting dialogue they have in the movie, which doesn't make me feel tired after 131 mins. The only bummer what that there's a man snoring away halfway through the movie.

Oh yes. I tio charged ar CCB!!!!!! But it's my fault lah. Never go take IPPT , now must go back camp report and pay fine. NB.

Finally cut my hair today cuz of IA. Been a laughing stock of some people ever since I got back. Not used to my new hair cuz too used to the old style, they say. I hereby declare no photos of me shall be taken for the next 4 mths or so. Must let the hair grow back. nabei...........

Didn't know got people frequent my blog one.... thanx to those who is kapoh enough to know what's going on in my life.

p.s. thanx to dailing for the banner. Nicely done. See you on your wedding dinner.

you are the one that I love,
the one that I hold true in my heart.

Stock market wallet

2006-01-07T01:11:00.000+08:00

If poeple like me also can enter uni, so can you!!!!!
Hong kong gu huo zai or going for a song ka???

Went shopping for IA clothes today, with a free in-house fashion consultant. HAH! Never knew I can look good in stripes and bright colours. Bought 4 shirts and 2 pants. Should be enough since I got 3 more shirts and another pair of pants at home. Given my lazy nature, wrinkle-free is a must. Blew somemore money on boxers too. Wallet's like a freaking stock market: Last night it was full of $$ , and now I've only got enough to barely survive this coming weekend. Long long time never go fish& co. to eat. AS usual, ordered the seafood platter for 2. Aye, fuck this shit. Why am I talking about such things anyway. Now my blog sounds girly, where they rant and rave over their shopping items and food they ate. It's time for some intellectual shit, or is it? Cuz' some one simply couldn't wait to push me infront of the comp, forcing me to blog and dying to read my entry.=p

Had a conversation with an army friend of mine this afternoon. Last seam he practically failed all his subjects, save for 1. Now he's not those type of lazy people like me, nor is he a party animal like me. Not that he's inconsistent, just that he did mug like everyone else during exams period. Perhaps it's his study methods. The thought of him being stupid never crossed my mind. Maybe he's just unlucky. SOmeone told me I'm smart, but not intelligent. Which brings me to the point whether undergrads these days are stupid or not? Does having a good 'A' levels result justify the person as being able to cope with university workload? IMHO, 'A' levels is chicken shit compared to the hell I am experiencing now. I never thought of anyone who has entered the uni as stupid. I think it all boils down to personal determination. Perhaps the most common 'illness' that undergrads suffer is laziness. Esp during exams period where you had to cramp all 13 weeks of study into your head, only to puke it all out in 2.5 hrs. Shag lah, sian lah, tired lah. no mood lah are probably the most common phrases I hear during exam times. It all translates to laziness.

There are methods which I find useful during these times: 1)psyche myself up by keep telling myself I should not let my parents down, nor should I waste their money. 2) not matter how boring the subject is, or how difficult to understand the topic is, just keep re-reading and re-doing it. Whether you have interest in it or not is another matter all together. 3) Aim for one guy you hate in the course(or whom last time he/she suan your results one), tell yourself you must study hard and do better than him/her.

Alrite, enough liao. People must be wondering why am I talking about exams at the start of the seam. Cuz lim bei this seam no exams!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA
Those who had exams this seam, please....for the love of all things good and holy, STUDY HARD!

ANd yeah!!!!! Lee yuahua is coming back for a drinking session later!!!! COme back from china, he has been tiong-ed. Hairstyle macam like ah tiongs now. JAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

Soccer semis later in the day, we will win lah!!!!!
Rugby match on sun, time to break some bones!!!!

You will definitely get to see me even during my IA,
I promise.

merci beaucoup

2006-01-05T05:22:00.000+08:00

For getting one of the items on my xmas wish list, I thank you.
For writing so well of a piece of tissue paper, I praise you.
For giving me your everything, I love you.

The cd's gonna get stuck in my cd player for a long long time.

New Year New Beginning New Start

2006-01-04T21:52:00.000+08:00

New blogskin for the New Year.
Many thanks to Stephy for the new blogskin.
I like it alot. Thanx girl!!!!!!

On a sidenote, Mr. Lee Yuehua is back from china!!!!! w00t!!!! supper with him cum JB trip later!!!!

jouer nouvelle anneè

2006-01-03T01:47:00.000+08:00

WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First post of 2006:

NYE countdown was the worst in my 24 years of life. A night whereby I never had a single drop of alcohol. Not that it's isn't good, just that I believe alcohol comes with celebrations.
I practically spent the last few of hours of 2005 queueing up at MOS, and the first few mins of 2006 still queueing outside MOS. Had the countdown right outside in the queue surrounded by a bunch of angry mob.It didn;t helped that I even jumped queue twice but still can't get in. I hereby declare it as the worst countdown of my life. PUI. I did not had my ass groped by some bangala however. I hear that there were sad cases of girls who were molested along orchard road. As long as the place need to pay money, you won't find the bangalas there.

What pisses me off more was the fact that they told me it was full house when I was like 5 metres from the entrance. 5 fucking metres, to hearing Darren Emerson live again.

The bouncers taunt us further by throwing party packs into the crowd. WHAT? You think by giving out such free stuff is enough to pacify us? FUCK. Should have bought the presale tix in the first place. The crowd in turn threw the stuff back across the road to the crowd at the other side and at the bouncers. My heart goes out to the driver of the Ferrari whose baobei car was pelted with whistles and stuff from the party packs.

One look across my bros' faces and one can tell their faces were blacker than the tarmac. At 1245 we decided enough was enough and we shifted to Zouk. Sitting in the SLK which totally messed up my hair kinda reminded me that I should go get myself a haircut soon.

Upon reaching Zouk, we realised that the crowd was not there and the cover was way to expensive. It was then decided that we should just simply go for supper and call it a day. They then shifted to newton. I had my own supper plans at geylang at yong he tou hua. Sorry bros for not joining you guys at newton. But I was really glad that we did spent the countdown together and the wished each other happy new year. The warm handshakes and the brotherly hugs that were exhanged reminded me how long we have known each other. Someone once told me it's not the place you go to, but the company you are with. True to a certain extent, I must say.

While waiting for cab at the bus stop outside Zouk, I saw a malay couple dead drunk sitting and throwing up at the same time. WTF? I didn't know malays can consume alcohol??? The lady was trying my make herself throw up by making those funny noises. Funny cuz' I don't know what to type for the noise she made. It's those sounds from the throat that you make when you try to throw up. KNN lim bei hear liao also wanna vomit liao. After what seems like 15 mins of trying to throw up, one of their friends decided enough was enough and called their friends who drove. Once the car came, she was practically lifted and dumped onto the backseat, with her top and skirt soaked in her own vomit.

Then along came Dumb and Dumber. 2 guys who were totally wasted. Hugging each other as they walked along the pavement. Mumbling words which I couldn't decipher. Kissing each other on the forehead which made me sick. Then out of nowhere BAMP!!! 2 of them just fell onto the kerb on their back. As I was about to go help them, their friends came running along then helped them up. LJ lah, can't drink then don't drink so much can? I know it's new year, time to get high. But alcohol is for you to relax and if you get high, it's an awesome feeling. But to get drunk like a fucking dead fish is a no-no. Not only you made a fool of yourself, you created trouble for your friends too.

More drama: Damsel in distress came to sit beside me. Tears in her eyes and sms-ing away on her hp, while I eyed her titties. The hp rang and I heard was her whining to the guy on the line about him pang seh her. Sob stories on New Year Day? Give me a break! Enough of the dramas, I was quietly hoping my ride would come soon.

Talking about cab queues, it was chaotic at the zouk bustop that night. I think the bouncers never bothered about helping people getiing cabs that night, as there was no bouncers stationed there. So the people were like moving more and more upfront the road in order to get a cab. Which leads to people jumping queue trying to flag a cab in advance. Vulgarities were shout amongst the angry people right at the back of the so-called queue. Well, most of the queue jumpers were the ang mohs. Taller, bigger and longer, you also lanlan right.

No action, but plenty of drama on my worst countdown night. Next year die also must buy the pre-sale tix ar!!!!! The only nice thing was the 15 mins of cab ride plus the supper at geylang.

Went MOS last night on sms invite. Sun night, can;t expect much. No crowd at all. Got in quite fast. Saw a couple of friend and had a few drinks. Guess most of the people were all home resting hangovers from the previous night. All I saw there was an old crowd and lots of bui cais. Liao lim bei ey si kan. Word of advice: Riding when you are high? Don't ever try!

Sound like I'm whining? Hell, Yes! My thoughts? Do I ever think? Next post!!! This post long enough anot?? Cfm more than 6" loh!!!!Now to try out new blogskin!!

Life is spectacular,
Somewhere only we know.

last day of 2005

2005-12-31T17:51:00.000+08:00

Looking back at the past 364 days, time sure flies.
Lots of ups and downs for me this year too, as it is for everyone. Simply too lazy to write it down. No point whining and complaining about things that has already happened.

New Year resolutions for 2006:
1) To really really really quit smoking.
2) To get my class 2 & 3.
3) Treat my parents better.
4) To win the cb Toto.( only the 1st prize for me pls)
5) Earn more money.
6) Change bike.
7) Visit my aunt more often.
8) Less drinking and less clubbing.
9) Exercise more to keep fit and pass IPPT.
10) Save enough money for an overseas trip.

Of course there are some less impt ones which I don't want to put up.
Anyway, Happy New Year to everyone.
May 2006 be a better year for all of us.

PARTY AT MOS WITH DARREN EMERSON TONITE!!!!!!!!!

the hand that feeds

2005-12-27T13:07:00.000+08:00

xmas and boxing day has never been so cosy. Snuggling up each other with choco, pizza, roasted duck, tibits and drinks. Switching between channels and making me falling in love with Sex And The City.
Now now, guys could watch this show for its fair amount of tits shown too ok.
Too bad was down with running nose. Too much reindeer delivery on xmas eve? =P
My company and presence was perhaps the best I could have offered. After seeing the tears welling up, I could really understand the feeling of missing your family. I have decided to treat my parents nicer from now on.
Teasing me here and there. Naughty naughty. And since when did a necklace become a bracelet?
Not acting your age? It's ok, as long as the end of the day, when all the teasing and the change of mentality ends, I win. That's good enough. JAJAJA.
I really hope there was smthg I could have done to make you feel better.

Oh yes, I am seriously in need of a digi cam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And just in case I forgot, NYE at MOS anyone?

p.s. And sd, stop calling me Mr. socks. It was just a simple comment. JAJAJAJAJA.