The Downward Spiral

Saturday, November 19, 2005

I's (written by others)

The closest thing you will ever get to ultimate gheyness:"

I believe that there should be a lane on every road that caters to the drivers of the oppposite sex only. Either that or their man should keep those ball-less creatures off the roads. They are much better off dressed naked while bringing the food.

I recommend 69 for eveyone out there. It sure does alot of improvements on pronounciation of words. Hell, I would love to be able to tie shoe laces with my tongue.

I believe there's nothing wrong with being a man-whore. Not only it brings enjoyment and personal fulfillment, it helps the declining status of the wallet as well.

I believe that if you are 18 and still a virgin, you should stop hiding behind that monitor of yours trying to act cool and surfing blogs, AND go out and get some pussies. Much worse if are way over 18 and still wanking off to some fucked up porn inside your comp. Fucking geeks.

I believe there are only 2 gods. The black god aka the black pearl: pele and the white god aka l'etoile bleu zizo: Zidane.

I believe that if you are a student, you should set your priorities right, ie studies. If you are not self motivated or not determined to study, you might as well fuck off from your respective instituitions of studies, stop wasting other people's money, AND go get a job. Stop blaming external reasons for your failure to do well. It's your life and your future.

I believe that you are gonna die someday, so does it make a difference whether you smoke or not? Drink or not? Fuck it and let's get high.

I believe that eating is one of the greatest form of enjoyments in life. The ability to eat and chew and taste your food is mountainous as taking a jab of heroin. Of course it must be with company, be it friends or your other halves. Eat alone = fucking loser.

I hate eating alone.

I hate all the 'players' in this game people called love. I would love to personally cut off their balls and stuff them down their throats.

'enuff said for now, more to come."

Written by mit0-sama

All my stitches itch,
my prescriptions low.
I wish you were queen,
just for today.
In a world so white,
what else can I say.

note: The above mentioned statements are only thoughts from mit0-sama alone, p0rn5tar remains neutral and does not have any comments on the above.

by p0rn5tar
11/19/2005 07:41:00 PM
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