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Name: Eric Ng
Birthday: 24th May 1981
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

!@#$%^&*

I've said before and I shall say it again:
I fucking hate it when some people don't move into the train carriage, don't move to the back of the bus, and walk on the walkway like their their granddad own the whole god-damn road.
NBCB. That's the reason why I simple loathe public transport.

ANd what's with working women and black? Was on my way to lunch today, when I saw like 10 women in black sitting on tables in a cafe below my workplace. There were no women wearing any other colours except black. Why? Really think wear black makes one looks slimmer? If you are really fat, there's really no point in wearing black just to give others a slight opticall illusion that you are not THAT fat.

Am I seeing things or what: For the 2 days I took public transport, I only saw like 2 out of 10 ladies which are actually on the right size. Are sg women getter fatter? Or are they eating too much good food and getting too pampered?

I found out yesterday that there are 3, not 2, of my peeps' blogs who listed link to my blog as beng eric....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Some children died the other day,
We fed machines and then we prayed.
Puked up and down in morbid faith,
You should have seen the ratings that day.


by p0rn5tar
1/24/2006 09:57:00 PM

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Monday, January 23, 2006

getting more and more tired

Seriously, this body of mine need some readjustment to the current body clock. Still getting ridiculously tired even though I slept most of my sunday away.

Been talking to a few of my colleagues today. It never came across their minds that I am from Uni. KNN. Still think I'm from poly. Whether it's my face and outlook they don't think I'm from Uni or is it that my new haircut made me look younger, I dunno. mutter mutter.....

Aye, first time eating at Subway in my whole life. DOn't laugh you cb kias.... there's always a first time for everything. Food not bad, cookies tastes fabulous and ingredients fresh. ALrite nia lah....

Mundane job coming up...Sam old routine of doing the same thing everyday: Transferring data from old lappies to new lappies plus doing new configurations etc etc..... Only plus point(well, not exactly plus point) is meeting different users everyday and listening to simply bimbotic questions and trying to answer them without getting irritated or laughing my ass off. No rude pls hor eric. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!

Had been thinking for the past few days about a certain topic... well...maybe shall blog about it next time... not now.....

LIM BEI IS KAN PUA JI TEI EY TIRED AR.........

*sleep and take care of my tao hua yan*

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?


by p0rn5tar
1/23/2006 08:42:00 PM

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

irrational thoughts

SLowly getting used to not smoking while shitting. Aye, found out I actually did the most thinking while in shower. Just nowhere and nothing to pen my thoughts down. Damn, still wrapped in my towel dripping with water while writing this post.

Got pulled down to hall8 to see the results of I. chess. News is that we are in danger of losing our rec title. Of course, if its news spread by the loudspeaker of hall9, it's bound to be exagerating. Fucking retard. I would offer the loudspeaker a cup o' shut-the-fuck-up. In the end, all we did there was wait and when the results were out( which was in our favour), all we did was a few cheers and a round of applause. Kinda of treated it like a short walk after block supper.

Point to note: Never buy a pair of shorts that is a size too small. Makes one looks like shit when one is already shit.

If I did or said anything that makes you feel resentment against me,
I apologise.
I'm missing you like crazy already.
Cuz you are the only reason why I am back in hall.


by p0rn5tar
1/19/2006 11:13:00 PM

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much ado about nothing

Almost a week of ia and I am feeling tired already. SImply not used to waking up so early in the morning. To add fuel to the fire, the morning and evening traffic jam totally turned me into a hell-rider.

Met up with dailing for lunch on tue afternoon and steph for dinner. Food was great, conversation was good, and the wallet is feeling the pinch. Nope, I don't think its cuz of nu ren yuan.

Shagedalic day today at the office. Pretty much stared at lcd screens for 8 hrs. I bet my eyes blinked less than 50 times during this period. Had to transfer some user data from their old lappies to the new ones. And had to setup the network and system configurations. Can safely say that I learnt quite abit about system set up and network configurations. Was working on my lappy after lunch. It belonged to one the middle age guy in the office. So I told him:" Hey, the process will take around 4 hours. So I'll get back to you when I'm done ok." He said ok and went along doing his own things. Without his lappy, obviously he can't do any work. So Mr. I-am-single-and-balding-and-middle-aged-sporting-a-beer-belly went around reading newspaper and buy stuff to eat for his tea break. HOWEVER, why the fuck must he come around my table and asks: "How is it huh?? Done liao??"

Great. I was smiling during the 1st hour when he asked the question. When he persisted till the 2nd hour, I almost lost it. KNN lah, told you 4 hrs liao cannot understand isit?? Which part of "after 4 hrs I'll get back to you" do you not understand me???

And the worse thing is when he's not asking me the same old question, he's floating around behind my back watching me do work. Nabei, your lappy got porn scared me see isit??? And he asked my partner where I go after he saw me leaving my desk. CCB, go toilet also cannot ar??? you really think lim bei give a shit about what;'s inside your lappy? zzzzzzzzzzzzz

super duper tired, both mentally and physically. Wanted to talk about my charge. But simply can't take the fatigue no more. Let's just sum it all up by saying I never paid the fine. Since it's my first time, they let me off. But i'm suppposed to go take my ippt by this year's birthday.

I'll be your lover,
I'll be forever.
I'll be tomorrow I am anything when I'm high.


by p0rn5tar
1/19/2006 08:06:00 PM

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

right here in the office

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!
There's internet access right here in STB!!!!!! w00t!!!! Company broadband rox0r!!!!!
Confirm faster than the lj school network!!!!!!!!!
First post in the office!!!!!
Damn slack with nothing to do

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA


by p0rn5tar
1/17/2006 09:38:00 AM

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1st day of work

Good morning Singapore. I have shifted home. Reason being I'm now working at STB in orchard. Therefore staying at home is nearer. The only sad thing is that baobei is in hall.

AND I'M MISSING MY BAOBEI ALR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


by p0rn5tar
1/17/2006 07:37:00 AM

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

D-day tomolo

Advice to boys and girls who are living in double rooms. Never ask your other half to sleep over. Just in case your roomie returns the following morning without warning. To make you even more pai seh, the roomie's parents came along as well. JAJAJA!!!!!

Tomolo's the start of the wake up at 7am days. And for the next 6 months or so, I'll probably be doing the same mundane routine over and over again. Let's just hope there's internet access at my IA place so that I can blog. It is at such times that I will come up with bo liao stuff to blog about, just to waste some time. Perhaps I'll have more ideas then.

Speaking about work, would you pay an undergrad girl 2k per month just to do some photo-copying and buying coffee(read: high class officed girl)?? Man, give me 1.8k per month and I'll glady do it for you. Apparently, some of us, when we grad, the jobs we do practically have no link or whatsoever with our course of studies. Which brings me to the point on why are we studying for? Is it for the sake of bringing smiles on the faces of our parents or is it really cuz you are interested in why X+Y=Z. I do admit that some of us are really curious on how computers work, but it is the undeniable fact that some of us are only interested in that piece of paper which says you are an honors holder. It really makes people look at you at a different way. And when you are doing your resume, that piece of certificate sure does wonders.

Something which sets me thinking: Would you treat the person with more respect if you know that particular person excels in his/her studies? Will you listen to that person more? Also, if you know that this particular person sucks at studying and everything, do you have a sense of despise when talking to this person? Such is the nature of humans. As someone points out to me, we are all judgemental.

Needless to say, we are somehow or will be affected by what people say behind our backs. I say we fuck it, get a life, and move on. Moral of the story: Singaporeans are just too fucking self-concious.

Another whiney post. Seriously, I think I've become a grumpy old man. Hell, I'm getting butterflies in my stomach for tomolo's IA. Boring, I've become.

White thrash get down on your knees,
Time for cake and sodomy.


by p0rn5tar
1/15/2006 09:38:00 PM

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Friday, January 13, 2006

rain rain go away

AYe, no updates in a week. Think now's a good time to drop a not or somthing. Nothing to blog about for the past one week. NO ideas and the brain juice not flowing. Just gonna update some stuff that has happened.

Hall9 lost 3 semi-finals in 3 days. Soccer last sat. Rugby on sun , then basketball on mon. This year our sports really cui.

Been rather busying for the past 1 week. Shopping for ia clothes plus inspection of my bike, which I failed. KNN. Have to go fix up bike and go back for inspection again. The rain hasn't stop pouring for the past 1 week. It has stoppped for a while, but when you think the road is drying up, it comes back again. The rain god just love to play around with me, as I got myself caught in the rain for 4 straight days. To make matters worse, I seriously can't get any laungry done in the rain. The clothes has been hanging on my clothes line for the past few days already and they are still damp. There's this smell that comes along with the clothes when it has not seen any sunshine. YUCKS.

Speaking of the rain. Yes, I couldn't get anything done. So I pretty much spent the time in my room, under my quilt.

Watched in her shoes just now. Pretty much a ladies movie I must say. Interesting dialogue they have in the movie, which doesn't make me feel tired after 131 mins. The only bummer what that there's a man snoring away halfway through the movie.

Oh yes. I tio charged ar CCB!!!!!! But it's my fault lah. Never go take IPPT , now must go back camp report and pay fine. NB.

Finally cut my hair today cuz of IA. Been a laughing stock of some people ever since I got back. Not used to my new hair cuz too used to the old style, they say. I hereby declare no photos of me shall be taken for the next 4 mths or so. Must let the hair grow back. nabei...........

Didn't know got people frequent my blog one.... thanx to those who is kapoh enough to know what's going on in my life.

p.s. thanx to dailing for the banner. Nicely done. See you on your wedding dinner.

you are the one that I love,
the one that I hold true in my heart.


by p0rn5tar
1/13/2006 01:48:00 AM

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Saturday, January 07, 2006

Stock market wallet

If poeple like me also can enter uni, so can you!!!!!
Hong kong gu huo zai or going for a song ka???

Went shopping for IA clothes today, with a free in-house fashion consultant. HAH! Never knew I can look good in stripes and bright colours. Bought 4 shirts and 2 pants. Should be enough since I got 3 more shirts and another pair of pants at home. Given my lazy nature, wrinkle-free is a must. Blew somemore money on boxers too. Wallet's like a freaking stock market: Last night it was full of $$ , and now I've only got enough to barely survive this coming weekend. Long long time never go fish& co. to eat. AS usual, ordered the seafood platter for 2. Aye, fuck this shit. Why am I talking about such things anyway. Now my blog sounds girly, where they rant and rave over their shopping items and food they ate. It's time for some intellectual shit, or is it? Cuz' some one simply couldn't wait to push me infront of the comp, forcing me to blog and dying to read my entry.=p

Had a conversation with an army friend of mine this afternoon. Last seam he practically failed all his subjects, save for 1. Now he's not those type of lazy people like me, nor is he a party animal like me. Not that he's inconsistent, just that he did mug like everyone else during exams period. Perhaps it's his study methods. The thought of him being stupid never crossed my mind. Maybe he's just unlucky. SOmeone told me I'm smart, but not intelligent. Which brings me to the point whether undergrads these days are stupid or not? Does having a good 'A' levels result justify the person as being able to cope with university workload? IMHO, 'A' levels is chicken shit compared to the hell I am experiencing now. I never thought of anyone who has entered the uni as stupid. I think it all boils down to personal determination. Perhaps the most common 'illness' that undergrads suffer is laziness. Esp during exams period where you had to cramp all 13 weeks of study into your head, only to puke it all out in 2.5 hrs. Shag lah, sian lah, tired lah. no mood lah are probably the most common phrases I hear during exam times. It all translates to laziness.

There are methods which I find useful during these times: 1)psyche myself up by keep telling myself I should not let my parents down, nor should I waste their money. 2) not matter how boring the subject is, or how difficult to understand the topic is, just keep re-reading and re-doing it. Whether you have interest in it or not is another matter all together. 3) Aim for one guy you hate in the course(or whom last time he/she suan your results one), tell yourself you must study hard and do better than him/her.

Alrite, enough liao. People must be wondering why am I talking about exams at the start of the seam. Cuz lim bei this seam no exams!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA
Those who had exams this seam, please....for the love of all things good and holy, STUDY HARD!

ANd yeah!!!!! Lee yuahua is coming back for a drinking session later!!!! COme back from china, he has been tiong-ed. Hairstyle macam like ah tiongs now. JAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

Soccer semis later in the day, we will win lah!!!!!
Rugby match on sun, time to break some bones!!!!

You will definitely get to see me even during my IA,
I promise.


by p0rn5tar
1/07/2006 01:11:00 AM

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

merci beaucoup

For getting one of the items on my xmas wish list, I thank you.
For writing so well of a piece of tissue paper, I praise you.
For giving me your everything, I love you.

The cd's gonna get stuck in my cd player for a long long time.


by p0rn5tar
1/05/2006 05:22:00 AM

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

New Year New Beginning New Start

New blogskin for the New Year.
Many thanks to Stephy for the new blogskin.
I like it alot. Thanx girl!!!!!!

On a sidenote, Mr. Lee Yuehua is back from china!!!!! w00t!!!! supper with him cum JB trip later!!!!


by p0rn5tar
1/04/2006 09:52:00 PM

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

jouer nouvelle anneè

WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First post of 2006:

NYE countdown was the worst in my 24 years of life. A night whereby I never had a single drop of alcohol. Not that it's isn't good, just that I believe alcohol comes with celebrations.
I practically spent the last few of hours of 2005 queueing up at MOS, and the first few mins of 2006 still queueing outside MOS. Had the countdown right outside in the queue surrounded by a bunch of angry mob.It didn;t helped that I even jumped queue twice but still can't get in. I hereby declare it as the worst countdown of my life. PUI. I did not had my ass groped by some bangala however. I hear that there were sad cases of girls who were molested along orchard road. As long as the place need to pay money, you won't find the bangalas there.

What pisses me off more was the fact that they told me it was full house when I was like 5 metres from the entrance. 5 fucking metres, to hearing Darren Emerson live again.

The bouncers taunt us further by throwing party packs into the crowd. WHAT? You think by giving out such free stuff is enough to pacify us? FUCK. Should have bought the presale tix in the first place. The crowd in turn threw the stuff back across the road to the crowd at the other side and at the bouncers. My heart goes out to the driver of the Ferrari whose baobei car was pelted with whistles and stuff from the party packs.

One look across my bros' faces and one can tell their faces were blacker than the tarmac. At 1245 we decided enough was enough and we shifted to Zouk. Sitting in the SLK which totally messed up my hair kinda reminded me that I should go get myself a haircut soon.

Upon reaching Zouk, we realised that the crowd was not there and the cover was way to expensive. It was then decided that we should just simply go for supper and call it a day. They then shifted to newton. I had my own supper plans at geylang at yong he tou hua. Sorry bros for not joining you guys at newton. But I was really glad that we did spent the countdown together and the wished each other happy new year. The warm handshakes and the brotherly hugs that were exhanged reminded me how long we have known each other. Someone once told me it's not the place you go to, but the company you are with. True to a certain extent, I must say.

While waiting for cab at the bus stop outside Zouk, I saw a malay couple dead drunk sitting and throwing up at the same time. WTF? I didn't know malays can consume alcohol??? The lady was trying my make herself throw up by making those funny noises. Funny cuz' I don't know what to type for the noise she made. It's those sounds from the throat that you make when you try to throw up. KNN lim bei hear liao also wanna vomit liao. After what seems like 15 mins of trying to throw up, one of their friends decided enough was enough and called their friends who drove. Once the car came, she was practically lifted and dumped onto the backseat, with her top and skirt soaked in her own vomit.

Then along came Dumb and Dumber. 2 guys who were totally wasted. Hugging each other as they walked along the pavement. Mumbling words which I couldn't decipher. Kissing each other on the forehead which made me sick. Then out of nowhere BAMP!!! 2 of them just fell onto the kerb on their back. As I was about to go help them, their friends came running along then helped them up. LJ lah, can't drink then don't drink so much can? I know it's new year, time to get high. But alcohol is for you to relax and if you get high, it's an awesome feeling. But to get drunk like a fucking dead fish is a no-no. Not only you made a fool of yourself, you created trouble for your friends too.

More drama: Damsel in distress came to sit beside me. Tears in her eyes and sms-ing away on her hp, while I eyed her titties. The hp rang and I heard was her whining to the guy on the line about him pang seh her. Sob stories on New Year Day? Give me a break! Enough of the dramas, I was quietly hoping my ride would come soon.

Talking about cab queues, it was chaotic at the zouk bustop that night. I think the bouncers never bothered about helping people getiing cabs that night, as there was no bouncers stationed there. So the people were like moving more and more upfront the road in order to get a cab. Which leads to people jumping queue trying to flag a cab in advance. Vulgarities were shout amongst the angry people right at the back of the so-called queue. Well, most of the queue jumpers were the ang mohs. Taller, bigger and longer, you also lanlan right.

No action, but plenty of drama on my worst countdown night. Next year die also must buy the pre-sale tix ar!!!!! The only nice thing was the 15 mins of cab ride plus the supper at geylang.

Went MOS last night on sms invite. Sun night, can;t expect much. No crowd at all. Got in quite fast. Saw a couple of friend and had a few drinks. Guess most of the people were all home resting hangovers from the previous night. All I saw there was an old crowd and lots of bui cais. Liao lim bei ey si kan. Word of advice: Riding when you are high? Don't ever try!

Sound like I'm whining? Hell, Yes! My thoughts? Do I ever think? Next post!!! This post long enough anot?? Cfm more than 6" loh!!!!Now to try out new blogskin!!

Life is spectacular,
Somewhere only we know.


by p0rn5tar
1/03/2006 01:47:00 AM

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