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Monday, March 27, 2006

the bitch and bastard show (adapted)

bastard: Would you like to come over and watch a movie?
bitch: Ooh I like that, the subtle approach. Are you interested in my personality as well? Where is your place?
bastard: Haha Little Miss Cynical innit! It's (address here)...
bitch: Oh please. Spare me the niceties. I'm not a lady. Neither are you, when I last checked.
bastard: In that case smartarse, bring a change of clothes and toothbrush so if you get lucky you can go straight to work and not fucking wake me too early.

The cab arrived in 15 mins. Watch and learn, kids.

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