The Downward Spiral

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

can i have more time?

Less than 1 month from exams and i haven even started my revision. Buried under tons of assignments and the famous Final-Year-Pain aka Fuck-You-Project aka Final Year Project.

Stayed up the whole night cracking my brains over the gaming assignment has totally rendered me into and official walking zombie. And killing my brain cells with fags has left me gasping for fresh air. The nose's sort of block and I can feel the fever coming. I'm a total wreck at this point that it's not even funny.

Aside from all the grumbling, my better half has gotten the better of me to come up with all sorts of nonsence for you porn watchers out there. Here goes...

30 things you learn from porn:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiss noch nicht dass er tanzen muss

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola Sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika Amerika

Amerika - Rammstein

by p0rn5tar
10/25/2006 08:13:00 AM
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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Rock DJ

DJ p0rn5tar in da' mix tonite!!!!!

Venue : NTU Hall of residence 9 reading room
Time: 10pm till late
No cover charge.
Drinking and smoking allowed.
Alcohol is being sold. No minors.
Naked ladies are most welcome.

Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if your not with the man

Can I kick it?
(Yes you can)
I got
(Funk)
You got
(Soul)
We got everybody
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body

Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness?
Every girl, every man
Houston, can you hear me?
Ground control, can you feel me?
Need permission to land

I don't wanna rock, DJ
But your making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keepin' me up all night
Singin' in the classes
Music for your masses
Give no head
No backstage passes
Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite
But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic
(Right)

You got no love, then you're with the wrong man
It's time to move your body
If you can't get a girl
But your best friend can
It's time to move your body
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby just tease me
Got no family planned
Houston, can you hear me?
Need permission to land

I don't wanna rock DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keeping me up all night
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos your keeping me up all night

Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

by p0rn5tar
10/05/2006 03:22:00 PM
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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

1 year

Last wed at zouk was a blast.
Last thurs at MOS was another blast.
Last sat at boat quay was even more blast.
3 times in a week and my liver's exploding on the level of alchol comsumption.
It's has been a long time since i partied till dawn. If my memory served me well, the last time i partied till dawn was zouk-out 2004.

Anyways, this post is just to wish my blog happy 1st birthday. Time does flies. The things I experienced and learnt in this 1 year would take 23489723895723895723 years to summarise.

Due to the extreme heavy workload, I shall blog as often as I can and as time permits.

Once again. Happy birthday dear blog.

Hey, baby my nose is getting big
I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs
Now you say your trust's getting weaker
Probably coz my lies just started getting deeper
And the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson
And I really think you have to know the truth
Because I lied and I cheated and I lied a little more
But after I did it I don't know what I did it for
I admit that I have been a little immature
Fucking with your heart like I was the predator
In my book of lies I was the editor
And the authorI forged my signature
And now I apologise for what I did to you
Cos what you did to me I did to you

Nononono baby, nononono don't lie
Nononono, yeah you kno know know know you gotta try
What you gonna do when it all comes out
When I see you & what you're all about
Nonono baby, nononono don't lie
Yeah you kno you kno you kno you kno you know you gotta try

Don't lie - Black eye peas

by p0rn5tar
10/03/2006 11:55:00 PM
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