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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Retribution

To suffer not one, not two but 3 retrbutions in a row in less than 12hrs is amzingly crude. The depth of my actions must be grave.
I know now that I have done it the wrong way. Way wrong. Gone too far.
I seriously believe in retribution now. And I deeply regret my actions up till now.
The loss of contact for the past 2 days haven't make my days easily either. The moment I closed my eyes, it just keep flashing back. The brain will auto replay the scene again and again. I could have asked more questions. Had I probed more, things won't have turn out the way they are now. Instead I acted like a kid.
SO fucking ashamed of myself.
Thus I really suffered the retributions today. 3 of them..... imagine the damage I must have caused....
Physically battered and mentally bruised.
I wanna disappear.
Btw, if a person that doesn't sleep for more than 48 hrs, will that person die? I seriously hope not.
My only xams wish this year is you, no one but you by my side.
I must be dreaming.

I wish I could be everything you ever wanted.
If X + Y = Z, I wanna be Z. The end of your journey in life to search for the ONE.

Monday, November 28, 2005

bleeding me

Tossing and turning in my bed for the whole night before I finally decided that I should put this down in words:

Call it an irrational spurt of anger. I simply over-reacted. How funny it is when a lethal concoction of alcohol could have turned me into such a jerk cum loser. Guess it's really true that nothing but crap comes out of your mouth when you are drunk. Emotional turmoil does get you into a state of highness easily.
Why did I do that? I don't know. Maybe it's really true about the one thing you said about me: I'm an idiot.
I'm probably scared about losing. About losing it all. Cuz' afterall I've already sink so deep inside. If I were to fail now, I would have probably suffer from a mental break down. There's just isn't one second that my neurons never failed to form a picture of you in my head.
Plus the recent events that happened around me added up to the emotions I displayed. It was on impulse. It really was.
When I see things from your perspective I do understand how you feel. Afterall, you are in a truely difficult situation now. And I can't possibly force you into doing things you do not want. We will both end up getting hurt later in time. I'm at a loss of what do to now too. I'm really afraid. Really afraid of what will happen if I lose. I really cannot imagine that.
If there is an anger management course, I'll be the first on the list to sign up. I could never make you angry and sad, but I did. That's the first promise I made to you sometime back and I broke it. I can understand if you can't forgive me.
I know it's an uphill battle for me. One that I can't really win I think. That was why I said those hurtful things that night. I hereby take them all back.
I apologise.

p.s. pai seh andrew, last nite put u aeroplane. i just wanted some time alone in my room.
I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

all returns to nothing part 3 completed

Aye, dunno what has gotten into our dearest p0rn5tar, he's now lying on the bed half dead from some incurable sickness.
I, mito-sama. shall help him complete his all-returns-to-nothing trilogy.
Here's my take to all your lovey-dovey faggots out there:

No-Nos in my to do list next time.
1. deciding what to eat, where to go? Let me do it. No more of those sui bian-anything-is fine-crap. Not happy don't eat with me.
2. no money? don't go out, stay home and wank.
3. carrying bags? no pls, I 'm as handicapped as you are.
4. fickled-minded? to buy or not to buy? I simply don't give a flying fuck.
5. shopping? oh please, I rather do it alone.
6. got money? go hire a maid. Or get a chaffeur
7. what else? oh yes, anything but shopping please.
8. what would you had me said? I've got a fucking inferioty complex.
9. don't talk means I got nothing to say? talk means I had too much rubbish in my head?
10. don't talk to me like you know me. You don't know me at all. (okI take this one back. You do know me, it's me who don't know you at all)
10. I'm good at making people angry with my insensitive words. Well, what can I say? I'm a natural bornt irritant. I so mean I make medicine sick.
'enuff said.

Yesterday was a million years ago,
In all my past lives I've played an asshole.
Now I've found you, it's almost too late,
I'll crack my xerox hands.
I know it's the last day on earth,
We'll be together while the planet dies.

all returns to nothing part 2

Lies. Lies. Lies.
We hear them everyday yet we are not sick of it.
Too bad I am Y, not X. It would be better if I am W, cuz W comes before X.
1 year of search has led to void once again.
Awaken it must, the bastard within thyself.
Thou shath not be affected.
Cuz numbness hasth set in once again.
Arise the 6 demons within, each fighting for its place to take control.

Prick your finger it is done,
The moon hasth now eclipsed the sun.
The angel hasth spread its wings,
The time hasth come for bitter things.

all returns to nothing

Life's never fair in the first place.
But why the fuck I had to go through the same shit not once but twice?
Am I a convert now??? More negative than ever!!!
Had fun? Having fun?? Loved getting all the attention?
Decisions that may change your life, ain't it hard to make them?
Dwelling in the remains of memories or looking forward to the future?
Disillusioned?? You bet I am.
Choices that are hard to made, but w00t!! The whole process is shiok!!! I'm lovin' it!!!
Leading you on. WOW!!! Ain't it great to the powers of a human brain at work???
Tons of questions, all unanswered.
Shall speak no more.
Vodka on an empty stomach?? Hell it hurts!!!!!
KM8!!!! Let's whack!!!!!

You bring me up like a wishing well,
Just to make me come crashing down like a pile of shit.
All returns to nothing

Saturday, November 26, 2005

My thoughts

Blah, who would thought this would happen.
Wasn't suppose after exams to be a happy thing? A simple dinner with your family. But all it takes is some random hurtful statements thrown at you. I never thought of home as my hotel at all. But what you expect me to do? I did accompany you guys for dinner. Accompany you all watched tv, and chatted with you all. What do you expect of me. I already had enought problems. And I thought you guys, of all people should know me best. After all I've been your son for the past 24 years. Some how ,there were certain things that we couldn't see eye to eye. But for heaven's sake, could you not raise your voice at me? Treat me like some 12 year old kid. I know in your eyes I will always be a child, but then I've grown up. I'm not saying that I am right in everyway, but perhaps you guys could use seom thinking when talking to me. Hurtful comments are soem things that I really cannot tolerate. Someone told me family quarrels are common, and if you don't quarrel with your family, then you quarrel with who? It's the times where you don't have your family around that it makes you misses them.
Sometime I wonder what is it like to have a real kin borhter or sister. Would it be so better that you are not always the focus of attention. Well, but sometimes I do crave for attention. It just that perhaps as I grown older, I need different kind of opinions from you all. And I hope that you 2 can view it from my perspective. I kinda of regret rushing back to hall, giving lame excuses that I need to go back do something. I know you 2 are sad from the look in your eyes. But I reallly can't stand it. Haven gone back in such a long time, and the last thing I need is a quarrel the moment I get back.
Yan Jang said that just fuck it lah...why bother with women. Perhaps I am that emotional sort. Perhaps I am not firm with my decisions. Just like he said, don't tell yourself what-ifs. Cuz' things had already happened. Life's made out of what you made out of your decisions. Oh man I am talking rubbish. this is so unlike me. Should not have beared all. But thats the problem rite? You wouldn't even want to tell me what's on your mind. You leave me standing on the voidness of all the world. What's going on now anyway? If this a game to you, well you have won. I'm sick and tired of all hese nonsensical bullshit that I've been hearing. Life's couldn't be more fucked up than it is so now.

Bring on the vodka, 7-up, paracetamol and chlorpheniramine.
Destroy my body if you must.
Wonder how long I can take all these.

9 done, 4 goned, 15 cannot, 12 more!!!!!!
SO who wanna play with me????

Friday, November 25, 2005

happy or sad???

YEEE HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXAMS ARE FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLS PRAY THAT I PASS ALL FOR THIS SEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
attica is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 though teh crowd not very on, but my bros made it greaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NIE teachers-to-be can drink....but they simply can;t dance man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the other hand, I've realised I've been a true blue idiot....I'm a fucking retard....
KNNBCCB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! liao lim bei ey si kan ga gin seng!!!!!! PUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THIS IS A FUCK UP WORLD LAH CCB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SINCE WHEN WAS GOD FAIR TO ME???? IF THERE IS A GOD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!
NBCB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

yucks

A sight to behold....just like katrina rushed throught our very own land.....

Me and andrew couldn't even wash our pots
Check this out
In the end, our bro pg had something to say to the people who caused this

Use my backside to think also know its not done by my fellow countrymen.
Clue: They are from the country who beat sg 2-1 on sunday night.

On the otherhand, the onion man himself had something to say to me. What else but lamenting about his life. Still looking for opportunites 6 months after he gotten his pang sai zhua(joking lah).

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
still the same ar?? everyday slack in boon lay? jajajaj

Its good to know things that u duno.
no la

Its good to know things that u duno.
i juz finish my ict leh

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
wah

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
song bo

Its good to know things that u duno.
song

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
got money liao rite like dat

Its good to know things that u duno.
3 weeks sergeant course

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
JAJAJAJAJAJA

Its good to know things that u duno.
alot man

Its good to know things that u duno.
$388

Its good to know things that u duno.
for3 fucking wks

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

独一无二 [p0rn5tar]: neurons depletion at its max.
*falls off chair*

Its good to know things that u duno.
nvm la last nite i made 600 off soccer again lolololol

cb.......

Thanks to mito-sama for taking over for the past 2 days. He sure does have tons to crap to write.

Behold, solitaire showdown champion in the house. 2 victims so far, who's next?

p.s. You want me to blog more? Am i that entertaining? Peeping at my msn nick makes you happy? But really, the one hour entertaintment you provided me on sun nite was priceless lah

Monday, November 21, 2005

for guys only

w00t!! p0rn5tar's having his exams now, so i shall take this chance to blog a little. Cuz' nowdays there's no update on his life other than studying and eat and sleeping and jerking off. I shall now continue with my theories of life. Here's something I found from the theologist that trancends time, Sir Think-A-Lot:

identify the problem: you

She's not the problem, I am. The sooner you accept these words, the sooner you'll be on the road to flawless communication. I have repeatedly listened to couples talking or arguing, and it's clear that neither partner understands what the other is saying. She says ABC while you hear XYZ. So you respond to XYZ by saying QRS.

She gets confused because it has little or nothing to do with the point she started with, and upset because she's not getting her point across. So she'll try again, but with more anger in her voice. In turn, you'll start getting angry and the vicious cycle to no man's land begins.

It's up to you to be a better listener. Being a good listener won't just make a huge difference in your relationship, but in every single aspect of your life that involves interaction with others. In order to begin this process, we need to destroy the barriers we put up.

Not realizing that listening is important

No one ever told us that listening to women is an important part of "being a guy," so we tend to discount it.

Understanding is not the same as agreeing

You don't have to agree with your partner, just listen and try to understand. People are usually more receptive to working things out and comprising when they feel understood.

Not understanding the emotions expressed

Females are emotional creatures (in general); therefore it's extremely important for guys to recognize the different sets of emotions women speak with. For females, the feeling is usually more important than the content of a conversation (but they would never admit to that).

Criticism

If you need to be judgmental, be diplomatic about it. There is such a thing as positive, constructive criticism.

Don't try to fix things all the time

Males are under the misconception that they need to provide all the answers in a relationship. Not so. Make sure your partner is involved in many decision-making opportunities.

And what should you do when she's so mad that she wants to strangle you?

When people are angry, they usually want to be heard and understood. What they don't want is criticism in return, denial of their feelings, or attacks on their position or personality. So the first step is to avoid adding fuel to the fire (i.e., don't do what I just mentioned).Another thing you can do is ask questions. This is a great way to disarm anger. Another resource is empathy, showing that you understand what she's saying. Sincere apologies are yet another.

listening to complaints

The road gets a little bumpy when your partner has something critical to say about you. Who wants to hear complaints and bad news? Your answer is probably, No one. Perfectly understandable; I feel the same way. But I have also learned that it's smart to listen to bad news.

Whenever you're confronted with this situation, just tell yourself, complaints and criticism are gifts. Instead of taking her love elsewhere, your partner is sticking with you and alerting you of a potential problem, and handing you an opportunity to rectify it.

There's one other thing about complaints and criticism you should be aware of, and this is extremely important to understand because it can take the sting out of most negative comments. Complaints are based on compliments. If your partner complains that you're not spending enough time with her, the hidden compliment is that she wants to spend more time with you.

Therefore, start changing your outlook on your relationship with your partner and with others around you, and begin listening more intently. I guarantee that the time you spend with those you work with, play with, eat with, and sleep with, will only become more pleasurable.

For every prick out there.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

I's (written by others)

The closest thing you will ever get to ultimate gheyness:"

I believe that there should be a lane on every road that caters to the drivers of the oppposite sex only. Either that or their man should keep those ball-less creatures off the roads. They are much better off dressed naked while bringing the food.

I recommend 69 for eveyone out there. It sure does alot of improvements on pronounciation of words. Hell, I would love to be able to tie shoe laces with my tongue.

I believe there's nothing wrong with being a man-whore. Not only it brings enjoyment and personal fulfillment, it helps the declining status of the wallet as well.

I believe that if you are 18 and still a virgin, you should stop hiding behind that monitor of yours trying to act cool and surfing blogs, AND go out and get some pussies. Much worse if are way over 18 and still wanking off to some fucked up porn inside your comp. Fucking geeks.

I believe there are only 2 gods. The black god aka the black pearl: pele and the white god aka l'etoile bleu zizo: Zidane.

I believe that if you are a student, you should set your priorities right, ie studies. If you are not self motivated or not determined to study, you might as well fuck off from your respective instituitions of studies, stop wasting other people's money, AND go get a job. Stop blaming external reasons for your failure to do well. It's your life and your future.

I believe that you are gonna die someday, so does it make a difference whether you smoke or not? Drink or not? Fuck it and let's get high.

I believe that eating is one of the greatest form of enjoyments in life. The ability to eat and chew and taste your food is mountainous as taking a jab of heroin. Of course it must be with company, be it friends or your other halves. Eat alone = fucking loser.

I hate eating alone.

I hate all the 'players' in this game people called love. I would love to personally cut off their balls and stuff them down their throats.

'enuff said for now, more to come."

Written by mit0-sama

All my stitches itch,
my prescriptions low.
I wish you were queen,
just for today.
In a world so white,
what else can I say.

note: The above mentioned statements are only thoughts from mit0-sama alone, p0rn5tar remains neutral and does not have any comments on the above.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Frustrated!!!!!

I think I can enter the Guiness book of world records for the number of mosquitos I killed in a shower. KNN!!!!! There's fucking alot of mosquitos in the bloody toilet can!!!! And the weather's like super hot. Lim bei lost count of the number of baths I took since yesterday afternoon.

1 more day to 1st paper........

SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. don't 30 hrs without sleep. It ain't fun at all.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Fact or fiction??? discover or invent???

All the people in the pic are undergrads. Whether you believe or not is up to you.
Take this shaunie!!!!!

Taken from my master amstrad:

10 STEPS SINGLEGUY'S GUIDE TO COUPLEDOM :

1) For the love of all things holy and good, please do not slobber all over each other when in the company of friends. All this does is make everyone spending time with you incredibly skeeved out and uncomfortable. We’re all well-aware of the fact that you two like each other; otherwise you wouldn’t be dating. There is absolutely no need to share it with the entire world, insecurity issues notwithstanding.

2) In the same vein as rule 1, NO groping of each other in public. Both rule 1 and 2 are subject to lax enforcement as the night wears on and all members of the group become increasingly intoxicated, but please, no ass-grabbing within the first few drinks of the evening.

3) Don’t talk to me about your significant other. Ever. I do not care. Serious.

4) If you persist in breaking rule 3 I will have no choice but to rip your finger off and shove your engagement ring down your wherever you want.

5) Stay away from the bar. Do whatever it is you couples engage in - overpay for dinner, rent a movie. If you must go to the bar, do not get pissed when guys are hitting on your girlfriend. In the same vein, there is nothing worse than chatting up a cute girl only to find out she's unavailable, so if you're having a "girl's night out," please be fully prepared to cheat.

6) If you are an ex-girlfriend of mine, I definitely don’t want to hear about how happy you are with your new boyfriend. There is no chance your new man is anywhere near as kick-ass a boyfriend as I was, so the mere thought of him trying to please you is both laughable and cringe-inducing.

7) The least you can do for your single friends is try to set them up with a friend of yours. How can we possibly be happy for you if we’re busy wallowing in our own misery?

8) If you are a female friend of mine and we have some sort of history but you are presently unavailable, due to some unholy reasons, you are still required to hook up with me when we’re drunk.

9) Additionally, if you are a female friend of mine and you are dating someone, the only reason I still bother talking to you is the hope that the two of you will break up and I will get in your pants.

10) Then again, the same could be said for my single female friends as well.

Meant to piss people off. Not happy? Too bad then. You just gotta suck on it!


Also taken from a friend's blog. He recently went into seclusion to do a research on undergrads. Allow me to present his finding:"The Levels of Understanding", as applied to the context of a undergraduate.

Those who know
Chances are that you're aren't local. And don't have a life. Nor a boyfriend / girlfriend. I still hate you nonetheless for skewing the bell curve all by yourself.Special note : This category often contains asswipes who claim they don't study at all while they mug behind your back every single day. Usually the first to inform you that half the answers you wrote down in that last paper are wrong. Upon getting their stellar results, they *ALWAYS* pretend to be surprised. Only God knows who the hell they're trying to impress.

Those who know what they don't know
These are the normal people, those with lives and all that. They're normal because NO ONE normal could ever manage to finish studying every single topic of every single subject.

Those who don't know what they know
These are the people you never knew were in your tutorial class until you find them sitting beside you in the exam hall. They turn up hoping for a fluke passing grade, and often get it too.

Those who don't know what they don't know
The people who are fucking screwed. People often wonder how the hell they got to varsity in the first place.


Interesting? You tell me.

On a lighter note, let me tell you some amazing facts about life that you even think you might have already know. Know or don't know??


1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
6. Only seven ( 7 ) per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 yrs. old.
8. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
9. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
10. The average housefly lives for one month.
11. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
12. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
13. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
14. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
15. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
16. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.
17. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
18. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
19. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
20. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
21. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.
22. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

All the above mentioned are true. Nothing but the truth.


Didn't know I was such an idol to some people. Firstly they put my pics in their blogs and secondly I discover my own set of clones in rizon. Now now kids, I know you guys love me. But some things just can't be copied. It's ok I know I am the GREAT ONE. You can start by bowing to me and lick my toenails for me.

Nothing to update about my life, probably cuz my life now revolves around sleeping, eating, studying and sun tanning. As SOMEONE pointed out, my life pattern and the things I do and say are so predictable. Why? Starting to turn into my personal fortune teller? Blah.

Want some more? Try this: go to google, type in 'failure' in the search string.
Click on I'm feeling lucky. See what you get. After reading the article, I'm pretty sure you won't feel that your life is that fucked up anymore.

Before I go, I leave you with this phrase from one of my fav actors, William Petersen:
Ambition is the last refuge of failure.


p.s. I wish I could be everything you ever wanted.

Friday, November 11, 2005

I NOT STUPID

1.Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one unless your mental maths as good as mine)
2.Key in the first three digits of your handphone number
3.Multiply by 80
4.Add 1
5.Multiply by 250
6.Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7.Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8.Subtract 250
9.Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer?


See, lim bei is smart lah.... but may not live to some ppl's expectations.
But can don't expect too much from me???

a breath of fresh air

Went supper with chio lian vinnie just now. It was greattttttttttttttttttttttttttt. Long time no go out so far from ntu. Even the air there smells different. Long time no speed. The feeling of the wind blowing on my face on a night on the expressway where there's little traffic. Feels so good. I'm refreshed once again. Did some catching up with CLV. Really long time no talk to her liao. Even at shaun's bday party also never get to talk to her much. It has been a while man, we had known each other for like 3 yrs plus. Guess time really flies.

Heard from friend today that a girl from one of the halls tried to commit suicide a few days ago. Probably due to exams stress. The first thing that comes to my mind was fengji's death some time back. IMO, suicide was never and should never be an option. I mean, there's so much more in life to look forward to. We are still so young, and there's like 1001 thing I would like to do in this lifetime. I would never ever consider death man. SO what if I had to stay back a couple of seams. What's the fucking big deal? I am still smiling and enjoying life. There's still so many things to do other then studying.

I then called my friend who is staying in that hall. He told me its a misunderstanding. Yuan lai the girl was talking on the roof top on her hp. Then people thought she wanan commit suicide, so they call the police, the ambulance, the civil defence, the hall office and every fuck shit came. Nice entertainment I must say. Exams period form of distress?

Oh yes!!! I just got another video of Russell Peters!!!! Sound quality not very good, but he's fucking hilarious as usual. And stupid me go haolian on my msn nick to tell the whole world I got the video. After I came back from supper, I had 10, I say again 10 fucking msg on my msn all asking me to send the freaking video. And none from her. I don't know what pissed me off. Suddenly I didn't want to send out the video anymore. Those that got it before I was pissed off are some lucky bastards. Therefore my current msn nick.

I shall stop initiating things no more.

IF there is a god, he must be having a hell lot of fun toying around with me.

The only rebounds I need are those from basketball hoops.
The only replacements I want are the spare parts for my bike.
Not anything else please.
From idiot to ass.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

belated happy birthday to my brothers!!!!!

This a a belated happy birthday post to 2 of my bros: Lee Simian aka xiao bai aka ah mu and Tay Jang Yen Terence aka kawa-beng aka Yandao kia. 21st oct and 9th nov respectively. May all your dreams come true and all the best for your exams!!!!! Thank you being a brother to me for the past few years. And thanks for being there for me when I am down. You 2 marist kias never failed to amuse me with your 'special' school antics and not to mention the lame jokes you guys came up with. May our friendship continue after we grad.

LONG LIVE 47 BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, happy birthday!!!!!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

weirdest weirdo

1) My all-time fav hobby is not to sleep and slack, but to daydream. I do day-dream alot, even during studying or playing games. When I'm talking to a person, I day-dream too, keep thinking of those things I could have done if I got alot of $$$$$. The person may not notice it, cuz' my eyes will be fixed on the person but my brain is somewhere else. Amazing thing is that I can still listen to what the person is saying and reply accordingly.

2) I have a specific shower sequence: I will shower my head first, then wash face then the rest of the body. When I'm wiping myself dry, I will do my face first, then the hair, then the rest of the body.

3) I can't do sit and reach. Ever since sec school, it was my lousiest body exercise. I think i can only do like 49cm? I sit down and reach, my hands will just go slightly past my kness and that's it. I can't do no more. Freaking body structure. Yoga's definitely out of question for me.

4) Every part of my body has been x-rayed before, except for the brains and my kukujiao. Both my hands and feet has been in some form of operations too, be it surgery or casts. I've done it all.

5) I have an IQ of 145. Too bad if you think I'm not smart enough for you. You can fuck off.


p.s. to Mr. Zheng: I think I need more time to think about it. Or should I use wonder about it? Cuz' SOMEONE told me there's a very big difference between to think and to wonder. As you said, I need to be smart about it. But then again, I'm not sure about myself now too.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Mating season revived!!!!!

Back to reality. Did something funny in school just now. Went to school find couple of my friends regarding past year papers. Was told to go N1 5th storey to find the lab which they are in. Reached 5th floor cannot find then I walked to N2. There also cannot find. NB, I can actually get lost in school. (No, this is not the funny thing u cb kias). In the end, I did find the lab.

After that, went for dinner at can A. I was with 2 of my friends. One is tall dark and handsome and lives in a one-line-address. Let's call him V. The other one is also dark and handsome and drives a Daimler-Crysler. Let's call him J. In the middle of our meals, J saw this girl he's been bio-ing for a long time. His Christy Chung. Not my type I must add. I said ok and continue eating. After dinner, V said 'why not go ask for her num?' 'Really ar? I never done this kind of thing before leh', J replied. Then V took J's hp and keyed in some msg and said he's gonna go place the hp in front of the girl and J's supposed to go get in back from her and talk to her and ask for num and blah blahblah. Then, J chickened out. Me and V had to literally drag J back to can A. We man-handled him to about 10m from the table which she was sitting. While I was holding on to J, V took the hp and walked to the girl. Can tell from her stupid expression on her face she was stunned also. After we pushed J to her table, both of us walked away quickly and hid behind some walls to see what's happening. "Exams times stress, must do something like this to de-stress" V then said to me. J came back smiling all the way. He said his heart was beating so fast and he had to stop himself from stuttering. JAJAJAJAJAJA wtf man!!!!!! Get num only leh. BUt then again, I also never done this kind of thing before. V said the same thing too, but "usually is the girls who come up to me themselves" he added. nabei...............
(This is the funny incident, now you all can laugh lah cb. Not funny my problem?)

Kinda funny I must say, esp during exams period. We tend to do things without thinking or on impulse. I was amused initially, but somehow after a while, it doesn't seem funny to me anymore. Not in the mood to laugh today. Seriously, it's like there's something edged in my brain that's causing the spiltting headache that I'm having now. Study progress is way too slow today. Don't know why, but I can actually find time to go suntanning this afternoon. Exhausted maybe? No mood? Nah cannot blame no mood, no mood also must study. But then again, what's there to look forward to after exams?? club? play game? mj? drink? IHG? hmm....perhaps...perhaps not...time to go diamond.
Wanted to talk about the things I chatted on MSN with lun-di-di last night. Think not, need to sort out my thoughts carefully before writing anything. Partly also cuz' I forgot what I wanted to say in the first place. =p

Right, much ado about nothing. It's quirks again!!!! Thanks leh FATnie hantam me 10 quirks...

1) I can only shit on squatting toilet bowls. Give me a sitting one and my shit won't come out no matter how bad my stomache is. Worse come to worse, I will bloody squat on the sitting one and do my biz.(oh yes, smoking during shitting is a must too =) )

2) I can't sit cross-legged on the floor for more then 1 min. After which I will suffer from a deadly attack of pins and needles. I don't know why. Perhaps my arteries and vessels are clotted with too much fat, which restricted the blood flow. Been having this problem ever since I was a kid.

3) I have actually finished reading the bible(New testament nia lah). I think was during JC time. Can't remember much now. It is quite a quirk cuz' I'm a fan of Marilyn Manson. But it's always interesting to know about Christainity. It's been around for more than 2000 years liao leh.

4) When I eat, I always finish the rice/noodles first. I will take 1 mouthful of the dish, then whack it with 3 mouthful of rice. (fan4 tong3 lah). Down to the last grain the rice I will finish. And I will always save some of the tastiest dish for the last mouthful. Save the best for last mah.

5) I actually got a phobia for heights. (don't laugh lah cb)


5 for now lah.... can't think of anymore liao... brain drained of sperms from thinking too much. Like what bv said, I think with my dick 3/4 of the time. or isit?
And I'm not tagging people liao lah.... simi twist here twist there... pri school meh?? then wanna play zero-point and 5 stones anot???


TAK CEK LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!

*poof*

Monday, November 07, 2005

Deformography

After reading my Law textbook, I realise actually promises cannot be simply made. You can be charged in court for it. woooo *shiver*. Here's my take on promises. I simply hate it when poeple break their promises, esp those serious ones. I used to remember when I was young, my dad promised me to get me a toy if I got full marks for my test. In the end I really did scored full marks. But he said the toy is too expensive, and got me a cheaper one instead. Being a young and rebelious kid, I refused to touch the toy and would not even talk to him for days. I grew up with this mentality that if a person can really make a serious promise, he/she should be determined to fulfill it. But the world's a messed up place and shit does happen. I've grown used to people around me breaking promises, be it simple ones or life-changing ones. From my point of view, if a person often breaks promises, either it says that you don't meaning anything to the person at all or that person simply does not give a flying fuck about the godamn promise. I shall not touch on the examples, listing it down will take one whole display page of this blog. I used to think that one shouldn't make a promise that you can't keep. But no more of such shit now. Maybe I should just dump that cup of i-don't-give-a-fuck down my throat and burp out shut-the-fuck-up. From now one, promises to me are just passing statements, one ear in, other ear out. Same as the shit you hear everywhere anyway.
Baiser pls.

Oh yes!!! Chelsea finally lost in the EPL today!!!! 1-0 to man u!!!! woo hoo!!!!
Darren fletcher and his superb lanjiao-tyco-smlj goal. The blues got their asses pwned at last.

We are damaged provided modules,
Spill the seeds at our children's feet.
I'm not ashamed, You are entertained,
I'm not a puppet, I am a grenade.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

cryptochild

Well well, what can I say. Shaunie has done it again. Not only he taught us how not to write a poem, but also made some statements(bold ones I must add) which sets us thinking about religions. Being the nihilist I am, I am not amused by his points. In fact, I concurr to his reasoning. That's right bro, FUCK the world and let's get high.

And yes you ass, I won't bear you lil' shaunies, get Mel to do it for you. Next time I'm gonna do yours. "Let's mix around you know, just to see what we'll get." Hmm... come to think of it...vinny's should be nice too. =p

Yeah yeah... you egoisti biatch...the world revolves around you ya'. From the blog, it's totally different from his real life I must add. JAJAJAJA. Can't get his shit around me when facing me in real life. Tongue tied?? Nevertheless, blog more bro, blog more. Entertain me with your life's theories and ideas. For a person your age, I'm really glad that you have these kind of mindsets. What's up next?? Detailed dissection of the nether regions of your anatomy? or about the opposite sex? Keep it up ghey lord.


Much to learn abt dancing from prof 'rew.....
Much to learn abt anatomy from beachvibe.....
Much to learn abt self-being from danial....


Cut the head off,
Grows back hard.
I am the hydra,
Now you'll see your star.

PISSED!!!

Funny how so many people like to do those attidue and characters test. And they can have so much fun in doing it. I personally have done enough of those nonsensical bullshit in my younger days. Not gonna do them again. So what if it truely says what type of person you really are?? You need some fucking tests to find out what you really are? Or are you just trying for the sake of whether the test accurate anot?? For me, I am who I am. I know what I am. Don't fucking come tell me what am I and what I should do with just a few lines of crap. Wanna do a test??
Here's p0rn5tar's very own version of character test, it reveals the truth about you. Nothing but the truth. Just don't come play my backside if the answers aren't satisfactory.

Qn1) Arrange the following colours according to your preference: red, yellow, green, blue, cyan, black, white, purple, brown.( and watever fuck other colurs you can think of).


Ans: Screw you! Don't ever arrange them. Why would I bother to arrange the colours? Oh You mean by arranging the colours you can tell what type of person I am??? There's like millions of possiblities. Fucking retards. try something betetr Einstein.



Qn2) On your way to your beau's house, Youe see white and red roses. What will you choose?
a)all red roses
b)all white roses
c)half red half white
And on your way back home, will you a) choose a long winding road and take a slow walk back home or b) take the shortest and quickest walk home?




Ans: Eh Screw you 2 times over!!!!! IF roses grow on street do we have to pay so much to buy them??? Grow up pls!!!! And lim bei ride bike!!!! Don't need to walk home. Kiss my ass sucker!




Qn3) You have a wooden box. you opened it and inside it has a mirror in it. Do you a) see clouds passing peacefulyl in the sky, b)see war, chaos and people dying, or c)see the ocean, with the sun setting over the horizons?



Ans: SCREW YOU to the power of infinity!!!!!!!!! You see your own reflection in a mirror you dumb fuck.


note: this is not to scold the ppl who take these tests. I'm just wondering what are they thinking when they did these tests. this is for those newtons that designed such bullshit.


But some people do believe in such shit I guess. Well you have to be 14(or u r a girl) to believe in it. It's ok if you are older. But if you got a mentality of a 14 yr old(and you are aged 20 and above), well all I can say is there's always space in chao yang for you. I've also noticed that people usually go do such BOLIAO tests when they are feeling down. Yah lah Yah lah... save it lah...do liao then do lah... must go let the whole world know meh?

Wondering what's pissing me off? Has it got to do with exams stress or other things?? Kinda getting irritated easily these few days. Arghhh.... 1 week bo blog...got alot of things wanted to type out...but somehow or rather I never wrote down and forgot about it.Damnit.


All dried up and tied up forever,
All fucked up and dead to the world.

Bite me.


p.s. nabei steph lee!!!! tag me twice!!! i need time for the quirks lah!!! And simi twist?? dun primary skool leh....rem to bring the cd for me when u come back from aussie!!!!